Today, I was at a horse show, about to jump a course and my riding instructor said, "This is a long and hard one, so ride it the hardest and fastest you can." TWSS.

My mother and I were at an ATM machine that wasn't reading her credit card. Now very frustrated she tells me, "I'm putting it in all the way and it doesn't work! If I keep pulling it out it'll get even harder!" TWSS.

My grandma was drinking a milkshake and said, "it's too thick. I just keep sucking and I'm getting dizzy from it." TWSS.

One day my friend and I were talking about swimming in gym. She was complaining about getting her hair in her swim cap and said, "There's too much of it, it wont all go in at once." TWSS.

Today I was walking with my friend and we were listening in to a conversation between two guys. One of the guys said, "Here, I'll just put it in quick and fast." The other proceeded to say, "NO! It's too big, it will rip!" TWSS.

I work at an amusement park. Today at work, a father was talking to his son, giving him directions for when his daughter got off the ride. He said "Son, after she gets off, then you can leave." TWSS

So for our Relay for Life team last year, my team decided to tie-dye our t-shirts. At the Relay, people were talking to my friend about her shirt. She told them she wasn't able to make it the night we all dyed the shirts, so she didn't make hers. They asked her who made it, and she said "Everyone squirted a little in mine." TWSS.

A friend was asking me about those Camelbak waterbottles and said, "Do you have to suck harder to get more out?" TWSS.

So, me and a couple of friends were having a small bonfire in an old metal barbecue when we decided to add more fuel for the fire. As I reached to put a piece of wood in the fire she said, "That's quite big, it might not fit. Oh shove it in anyway!" TWSS.

Me and some friends were talking about tornadoes. I tell them "You know, from what I hear, they don't really suck. They blow." TWSS.