During a group project at school, one group decided to do a three-person fist bump during some free time. While two people had already bumped fists, one group member looks at the other and says, "Come on, put your fist in." TWSS.

I was in my english class today and my teacher has a pen machine where you can buy pens. i was reading the directions and it said "Push in and pull out slowly" TWSS.

Today, i was playing man hunt with some of my friends. I hid in my neighbors bush in her lawn. She was upset and yelled outside "Get out of my bush you little bastard, i just trimmed" TWSS

My in-laws were out of town and they asked up to watch their house in order to take care of their plants. When they returned for the first time we had lunch prepared for them at their place. As we sat down at the dining-room table, they walked into the kitchen. The next thing we heard was "Wow, it shriveled up quickly." TWSS

My co-worker and I were attempting to fill a salad bar with ice when we realized that there was a leak. My co-worker knelt down to inspect it and said, "It's a pretty big hole...I put my finger in it." After a couple seconds, she exclaimed, "Wow...that's wet!" TWSS

Today, in Chemistry, we were building models of atoms out of springs and balls. I took one of the springs out of the box, but it was very long and stretched out. The teacher came over to me and said "Woah, yours is a long one!"TWSS

So I was at my friends place and his annoying brother kept running in and out of the house. His mother finally told him to stay out. then she said "Boy, the next time you come inside, you better have a good reason." TWSS.

Today, in Latin class, we had a test. My teacher took out the test and said "Wow, it's so short its embarrassing!" TWSS.

Me and a few of my friends were talking about sports we liked today. After five minutes of discussing, one of my friends simply said, "I love anything with balls." TWSS.

We were playing football in gym class. My friend and I were passing back and forth. My friend goes "My hands hurt, its cold and these balls are too hard." TWSS.