The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. I was in my English class the other day, we just finished the written portion of a test and my teacher says "hand in your papers and we'll start the oral portion" my friend then yells out "but I'm not good at oral!" TWSS.

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  2. The other day, a friend of mine was drinking a vanilla milkshake. The milkshake was too thick to go through the straw. She was getting annoyed, and said, "I'm sucking but nothing is coming in my mouth!" TWSS.

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    (142 Laughs)

     
  3. I was in class and our teacher was droning on about the packet. Everyone was yelling and acting restless. Our teacher said, "Come on, settle down." After a couple minutes, everyone was quiet. She then said, "Okay, we only have half an hour and we have a lot to squeeze in here." TWSS

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  4. I was showing my friends how I can put out a match by grabbing the flame with two fingers. One of them asked if it hurt. I replied, "it doesn't hurt if you go fast enough." TWSS.

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  5. I had put a bottle of wine back into the fridge, and after a little while my friend pulled it back out, pointed to the cork and said "you didn't put it in far enough." TWSS.

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  6. I was at the Verizon Wireless counter when the guy asked me "So what do you want your phone to be able to do?" I replied, "I just want it to vibrate hard enough so that I can feel it no matter what." TWSS

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  7. Once, during lunch at school, a friend of mine had spilled something on her leg and was trying to wipe it off. Another friend of mine then screamed "Stop, the more you rub it, the more it comes!" TWSS.

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  8. Today we were in gym class. We were in the locker rooms and my best friend (who's locker is next to mine) is trying to put on her shoe. She got upset because her foot couldn't get into the shoe. After about a minutes she screams (really loud) "It won't go in! Either it's too big or the hole is too small!" TWSS.

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  9. My friend asked me how I did on my French midterm. I got a good grade, and that was most likely because it was a speaking exam, and I’m good at speaking French out loud. So, I replied with, “I’m good at oral.” TWSS

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  10. Today at lunch a girl sitting across from me was eating a sandwich and said, "Man, that was hard to swallow. You know when you have way too much in your mouth, and it's really hard to swallow?" TWSS.

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  11. We were watching the forecast and I was in a different room so, without a beat my sister said "Getting pounded by a swift and smooth approximate 10". 75% definite whiteout conditions. There'll be a huge amount of white semi-liquid substance everywhere once the activity has finished near midnight. Maybe even missing work tomorrow from getting hit so hard." TWSS.

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  12. Today, my friend was telling me about how she missed a double bus this morning going to school. In her frustration she said, "I was standing there and was like, I always ride the big one, why isn't it coming?!" TWSS.

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  13. I was sitting at a football game with my friend watching the marching band play during halftime. The show was taking forever and my friend goes, "Can this be over soon? My butt hurts so bad." TWSS.

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  14. My friends were meeting at a party, one was on the highway about to approach the exit. My friend said, "Let me know when you're getting off because I want to come at the same time." TWSS.

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  15. I was at school and one of my friends went to sharpen his pencil. He tried to do it and then he said "It's not working." My teacher then proceeded to say "You just need to stick it in there real good." TWSS.

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    (134 Laughs)