The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. Today, my friend was telling me about how she missed a double bus this morning going to school. In her frustration she said, "I was standing there and was like, I always ride the big one, why isn't it coming?!" TWSS.

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  2. My dad picked out a Christmas tree the first year I was in our new house and I say "Wow that thing is so big it can touch the ceiling" TWSS

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  3. My friends were meeting at a party, one was on the highway about to approach the exit. My friend said, "Let me know when you're getting off because I want to come at the same time." TWSS.

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  4. I was at school and one of my friends went to sharpen his pencil. He tried to do it and then he said "It's not working." My teacher then proceeded to say "You just need to stick it in there real good." TWSS.

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  5. i was in class and the teacher asked a kid to pull down the projector. He tried and she said, "Pull it harder. I mean yank it!" TWSS

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  6. I have just recently earned my drivers license and my sister was talking to me and the rest of my family reminiscing of when she first started driving. "I remember when Dad asked if I was ready to handle a populated road and I was heaps excited but when I came to the intersection, I pulled out too late and a guy came in my ass". TWSS.

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  7. I was reading my social studies essay outloud to my class. I got to my second paragraph which read, "The Trojans were stronger and safer than ever." TWSS.

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  8. I was at this girls house I was dating and she was telling me about how she had to get her upper GI looked at by the radiologist and she had to drink liquid barium to do that. I asked "what was it like"? She says, " Well, it was kind of thick and creamy and it was hard to swallow down...it kept getting stuck in my throat." TWSS

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  9. So during math we had to measure a certain distance with our fingers because we had no rulers. My friend raised my hand and asked the teacher, "Wait how many fingers do I use for this?" (TWSS). My teacher replied, "Well I normally use three, but whatever you want." TWSS

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  10. My two best friends were exchanging techniques on how to play the Violin. Since I don't play it, I spaced out. After about a minute, I figured they would have changed the conversation.
    As soon as I started paying attention, one of them said "You should start slowly, but as your finger moves up, go a little faster and harder" TWSS

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  11. I was reading a book called Fail Nation, and there was a picture of a sign that said "Behold, I come quickly." TWSS

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  12. Today we were learning probability in my math class. Discussing the probability of flipping a coin my teacher said "what are my chances of getting head 3 times?" TWSS

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  13. When I walked into class, I was on the hunt for some outlets for my laptop. My friends and I were also trying to sit in the back area of the class, so in the midst of my hunt I said, "Wait, are you sure I can get it in the back?" TWSS

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  14. I got a pretty bad splinter, and I asked my mom what I should do. "Oww, oww, oww! It really hurts! What do I do?" "Put pressure on it!" my mom told me. It didn't make sense to me, so I said, "Why would I put pressure on it? It's inside of me, that'll only make it go in deeper!" TWSS.

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  15. I was walking to a club located just down the street and a female friend surprised me by jumping on my back for a piggy-back ride. I went with it and ran with her down the street. After sprinting for a block, she screamed, “I want to go down! I want to go down!” TWSS.

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