The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. I have just recently earned my drivers license and my sister was talking to me and the rest of my family reminiscing of when she first started driving. "I remember when Dad asked if I was ready to handle a populated road and I was heaps excited but when I came to the intersection, I pulled out too late and a guy came in my ass". TWSS.

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  2. I was reading my social studies essay outloud to my class. I got to my second paragraph which read, "The Trojans were stronger and safer than ever." TWSS.

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  3. I was at this girls house I was dating and she was telling me about how she had to get her upper GI looked at by the radiologist and she had to drink liquid barium to do that. I asked "what was it like"? She says, " Well, it was kind of thick and creamy and it was hard to swallow down...it kept getting stuck in my throat." TWSS

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  4. So during math we had to measure a certain distance with our fingers because we had no rulers. My friend raised my hand and asked the teacher, "Wait how many fingers do I use for this?" (TWSS). My teacher replied, "Well I normally use three, but whatever you want." TWSS

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  5. Today we were learning probability in my math class. Discussing the probability of flipping a coin my teacher said "what are my chances of getting head 3 times?" TWSS

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  6. I was walking to a club located just down the street and a female friend surprised me by jumping on my back for a piggy-back ride. I went with it and ran with her down the street. After sprinting for a block, she screamed, “I want to go down! I want to go down!” TWSS.

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  7. Today, I was making sugar cookies with my little sister and I told her to put the cookies on the colling rack to harden. She exclaims "OMG they are already hard, I just want to put it in my mouth right now!" TWSS.

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  8. I was watching a video where this guy went to India and sat on an elephant and said "you know i really feel like there is something powerful between my legs." TWSS.

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  9. Today the whole school had to sit on the basketball courts in the hot sun and my friend turned to me and said "oh f*** i cant take this, it's hurting my butt." TWSS

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  10. My friend had a cold and kept on using tissues so I told her that she must be really sick and she said "yea I've been blowing all day and it just keeps on coming" TWSS

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  11. When I walked into class, I was on the hunt for some outlets for my laptop. My friends and I were also trying to sit in the back area of the class, so in the midst of my hunt I said, "Wait, are you sure I can get it in the back?" TWSS

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  12. I got a pretty bad splinter, and I asked my mom what I should do. "Oww, oww, oww! It really hurts! What do I do?" "Put pressure on it!" my mom told me. It didn't make sense to me, so I said, "Why would I put pressure on it? It's inside of me, that'll only make it go in deeper!" TWSS.

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  13. My dad picked out a Christmas tree the first year I was in our new house and I say "Wow that thing is so big it can touch the ceiling" TWSS

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  14. Today at lunch I was eating a Caesar salad wrap, yesterday I went the dentist and today I was having major toothaches on the right side of my mouth. Forgetting about my teeth I took a bit of the wrap, which was too big for my mouth. I was struggling chewing it, then my friend asked me if I was okay, when I was done chewing I responded " oh wow that was so huge, but I just had to put it all in my mouth" TWSS

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  15. My friend was getting in line for food and he thought it was going to be a long line. When he came back, he said, " It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS

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