The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. I was watching a video where this guy went to India and sat on an elephant and said "you know i really feel like there is something powerful between my legs." TWSS.

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  2. Today the whole school had to sit on the basketball courts in the hot sun and my friend turned to me and said "oh f*** i cant take this, it's hurting my butt." TWSS

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  3. My friend had a cold and kept on using tissues so I told her that she must be really sick and she said "yea I've been blowing all day and it just keeps on coming" TWSS

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  4. My friend was getting in line for food and he thought it was going to be a long line. When he came back, he said, " It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS

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  5. I was in my friend's car and I started to roll the window down because it was hot. He stopped me and said not to because "it goes down easy but is hard to get it back up." TWSS.

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  6. Today at lunch I was eating a Caesar salad wrap, yesterday I went the dentist and today I was having major toothaches on the right side of my mouth. Forgetting about my teeth I took a bit of the wrap, which was too big for my mouth. I was struggling chewing it, then my friend asked me if I was okay, when I was done chewing I responded " oh wow that was so huge, but I just had to put it all in my mouth" TWSS

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  7. When talking to my boss today, I told her that I may need more days than expected for vacation. I hadn't yet put it into the "request-off" book and other people were already requesting similar time off, so she told me, "make sure you put it in soon or I'll cut it off." TWSS.

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  8. Today at camp we were playing Softball. The girl up to bat says "Ugh, Why is it so slippery?" The gym teacher: "I think it might have been the group that was just using it." "Eew, That's disgusting! Can I have a different one?" "Sure, go grab that black one over there." "What's the matter, just suck it up, it's going to be over in a couple seconds anyways!" "You guys might not care if it's dirty but us girls sure do." TWSS.

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  9. My all but innocent friend Sarah was having a very difficult time during the math test. Eventually she couldn't bear the fact that this one question was too hard for her. So, she marches straight up to the teacher and says, "Mr. Meyer, it's just too hard, and I can't bear it any longer. Can you just remove it?" to which she gets the response, "I'm sorry. You'll just have to bear with it. I know its hard, but it's just as hard for everybody else." TWSS.

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  10. me and a friend were on a long car ride and i started to get squirmy in my seat-- i told him: "this is starting to hurt my ass can we switch positions." TWSS

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  11. Today, I was talking to my friend Sidney about her messenger picture. It was of her and blowing a bubble with bubble gum. I commented on it and she said, "Yeah, but I've blown bigger ones, just didn't take pictures." TWSS.

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  12. My orchestra was rehearsing a song one day, and we had to stop at measure 70 because one of the clarinetists couldn't get her instrument to sound. Our teacher got frustrated and said, "I don't care how hard you have to try, just blow until it squeaks. Now let's start 69." TWSS.

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  13. The other day a patient came in asking for botox treatment. The patient asked the doctor how she'd know if it was working. The doctor replied, "well most people are able to feel it go into them." TWSS.

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  14. I had taken a stick of butter from the fridge and left it out. My mom saw it was starting to melt and she said, "put it back in so it can get hard again." TWSS.

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  15. Today, the SMARTBoard in my math teachers classroom was not working, so she said "I guess we'll have to do it orally." TWSS.

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