The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. I was telling my friend that since she has a license, she should rent a van and we should go together for vacation as a group... she yelled at me : "Holy cow, this thing is scary, it's too big for me." TWSS.

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  2. So I was mini-golfing with my friends, and there were two identical holes: Up a hill, and sunk. Without realizing what I did, I uttered "Didn't we already do this hole?" TWSS.

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  3. I was looking at my Facebook news feed, and saw this wall post.
    "XXXXXXX to YYYYYY: omg awesomee!!!! How long was it? Did you have funnnn???"
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  4. Today I washed my mom's car. As I was washing I thought "Man this thing looks small but it's got alot of surface area." TWSS

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  5. So I had finally got around to buying Portal, and my friend wanted to know how it was. I told him it was pretty short; I'd completed half the test chambers in an hour. So he says to me, "I heard it was short, but not that short." TWSS.

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  6. My friend let me borrow her goggles. It was stuck in my hair, so she tried pulling it out. She said, "Ugh, I can't get it out!" TWSS.

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  7. Some of my co-workers were teasing my friend. We're the only two girls working. So she raise a ketchup bottle at one of the guys and said, "I'll squeeze it if I have to." TWSS.



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  8. I was at my favorite restaurant, chatting with friends, and munching on a breadstick dipped in alfredo sauce. my friend looks at me and says, "bet you can't stick that whole thing in your mouth!" TWSS.

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  9. I was sitting at a restaurant with 3 friends. When we were finished eating, the waiter came and asked my friend if she was done with her plate, or whether she "could fit a little more in." TWSS.

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  10. While speaking on the phone, I told Joselyne that I had a deep voice. After Joselyne proceeded to tell me that my voice wasn't deep enough, I changed my voice to a deeper tone. Then she goes, "what?! that thing is not deep." TWSS.

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  11. Today a lady I work with was tossing bouncing balls around the office. She stated when she was younger "she played with bouncy balls all the time". TWSS.

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  12. I was with my friend when she sent me a link. I was writing a story for my blog at the time. I said, "Hold on, I just want to get it up and done." TWSS

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  13. So my friend cut herself open and she said what should I do and I said in response, "Would you say that it's more wide or deep?" TWSS.

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  14. Today, me and this girl I work with were trying to figure out how to fit an extra box of tarps on a shelf and she said "If I only had a few more inches." TWSS.

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  15. I was talking to my friend after lunch and his friend had a juice box and it was completely full and he had a straw in it and aimed it at us and I said: "Please don't spray that!" TWSS.

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