The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. I was in my karate class, and we were practicing using weapons which we call our "sticks". Our sensei was explaining a defense against an attack, and said: "Face your partner and simultaneously raise your sticks. Then as your partner jabs at you with his stick, move inside so as to avoid the full impact. Then use your left hand to grab their stick, while simultaneously shoving your stick into your partner's face." TWSS

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  2. At the rock climbing wall, somebody there had moved the fake plastic climbing rocks around into a new way. He was showing another person how he had arranged them and said "It's great, because there's a ton of positions and it's still really satisfying." TWSS.

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  3. Today, in Band rehearsal, our conductor was explaining something to us while I was quietly playing my clarinet. This guy next to me said "stop blowing on it!" to which I replied "I'm not blowing anymore! I'm fingering!" TWSS.

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  4. I went to a full service gas station this afternoon. I got out of my car and grabbed the gas pump to add fuel, when I heard the gas station attendant say "Let me see that hose, I'll pump it for you. You just sit back and relax." TWSS

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  5. In orchestra, sometimes we write in numbers over notes to remind ourselves of which finger to use on the violin for each note. The best violinist in our class sometimes helped us determine which fingers to use. Our orchestra teacher wisely said "if any of you need a good fingering, John would be happy to help." TWSS.

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  6. My orchestra was rehearsing a song one day, and we had to stop at measure 70 because one of the clarinetists couldn't get her instrument to sound. Our teacher got frustrated and said, "I don't care how hard you have to try, just blow until it squeaks. Now let's start 69." TWSS.

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  7. Today my co-worker wanted me to get her some hot chocolate. After I got back, she tasted it and said she didn't like it. 20 minutes later, she was still drinking it and I asked, "If it's bad, why are you drinking it still?" Her reply was, "It feels good in my mouth, but I don't like the taste." TWSS

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  8. I was playing a game on an iPad where you put your fingers on the screen and lines of light follow them and make different shapes. My friend was watching me do it and my sister walked in and said to him, "It's way better with two people because you can put your fingers in places they aren't supposed to go." TWSS.

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  9. I was writing my high school English paper. Because I was having a lot of trouble with my introductory paragraph, I sat staring at a blank computer screen for 30 minutes. I asked my mom for help and she said, "You spent half an hour fiddling your stick, and NOTHING came out!" TWSS.

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  10. We were playing with squirt guns and while my friend was filling one up he took the hose and and got everyone all wet. My friend said "You took it out way to early and im sooooo wet! Put it back in and don't get it everywhere!"TWSS.

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  11. My friend had a small cookie inside a clear plastic wrapper that he didn't want so he offered it to other people at lunch. My other friend was so excited about the cookie he yelled "forget about the wrapper, I want it in my mouth now!!!" TWSS

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  12. I was baking with my roommate. I was stirring the dough to keep it from firming while he heated the oven. I asked him "is the oven ready yet?" to which he replied "Just keep on beating it. You're not putting it in anytime soon." TWSS.

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  13. Once, my mom was talking to the guy who plows our driveway when it snows. She told him, "You poor thing, you plowed me twice and didn't get paid!" TWSS.

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  14. When checking out at the store, the cashier was helping the woman in line ahead of us enter her debit card pin into the system. Assuring her that she had entered it correctly, he said, "It's in there. It doesn't feel like it's in there, but it's in there." TWSS.

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  15. My friend and I were driving home from school when a car suddenly pulled out in front of her car and she had to slam on her brakes. I said, "I hate it when they pull out when they know you are coming!" TWSS.

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