The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. Today I was eating a sub with extra mayonniase and a girl saw it and said "It's so big, look at all the white stuff coming out" TWSS

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    (190 Laughs)

     
  2. I was turning my desk in English and in the process, hit my friend in the butt with it. She then proceeds to scream "Ow don't stick that up my butt, that hurts!" TWSS.

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  3. I was coming out of a grocery store when I overheard two older women talking about the snow: "Now I can handle 3 inches or so, but 6 is just too much to handle." TWSS

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    (189 Laughs)

     
  4. Today my friend and her mom came by our house to drop off some stuff I left at their house. My dog was being super annoying and sniffing all over them. At one point, my friend exclaimed, "Gosh, get your freaking head out from in between my legs!" TWSS

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    (188 Laughs)

     
  5. We were setting up a table for an extra TV during super bowl and it kept falling over. My friend said, "It will be sturdier if you spread the legs." TWSS

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  6. During class one day, one the the students decided to bring in a cake for her birthday. As she was cutting the cake piece by piece a student told her lick the knife off. So she said, "I'm not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in!" TWSS.

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    (187 Laughs)

     
  7. When I was in the car with my brother on the highway, the driver behind us was annoyingly close to us. My brother glanced in the rear view mirror, and said, "Why is he riding my butt so hard??" TWSS.

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    (186 Laughs)

     
  8. I was showering with my guinea pig the other day. I yelled cause it kept jumping out: "OMG you're so slippery! Just try to stay in!" TWSS

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  9. My brother was using the smallest juice extractor on an orange and when he used it and the juice came out of the wrong area. He said,"The juice keeps coming out of the wrong hole!" TWSS.

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  10. Today, in art class, we were watching a glass blowing video. My teacher got up and said, "Look at the size of the things they're blowing! It's huge!" TWSS.

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  11. My brother got a shot at the doctor yesterday and after the shot he said, "The smaller ones don't hurt as much as the large ones." TWSS

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  12. i was walking from school with my friends. it was cloudy and had rained earlier and one of my friends asked if we could walk faster so we wouldnt get caught by the rain. i then replied, "it's not even wet yet, and u wanna go faster?". TWSS

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  13. A friend and I were sitting on an old beanbag chair one day and it was falling apart. So when the foam inside of it started to fall out, my friend said,"What the heck is this white stuff all over the place? It's sticking to my hair!" TWSS

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  14. Today in my orchestra class my music teacher was explaining to the cello section on where to lay their fingers on the fingerboard to make it easier to transition from higher to lower notes faster. When he finished he said, "Now that's some good fingering." TWSS.

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    (178 Laughs)

     
  15. We were doing a science experiment and the teacher said, "You stick it in and take it out, the second time is going to be harder. When you take it out the second time it may be sticky and wet, so don't play with it. Then the third time it will be smooth slick and easy to take out." TWSS.

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    (178 Laughs)