The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)


  1. Me and my co-workers were waiting for work orders to come back from a client for a while, and all the comments were sent back at once. While reviewing the notes I said without thinking about it, "It's not that it's hard, it just all came in at once." TWSS

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    (177 Laughs)

     
  2. My choir teacher realized that i had the ability to sing lower than i normally did. So she decides to tell me in front of the class "You have something down there I didn't know you had." TWSS.

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    (176 Laughs)

     
  3. my girlfriend was on her way to pick me up and my sweatshirt was damp so my mom gestured to the dryer and said "stick it in and keep it in till she comes!" TWSS

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    (175 Laughs)

     
  4. My friend was trying to pop a zit on her face. Her mom walked in and said, "hun don't play with it, the more you do the bigger its gonna get." TWSS

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    (175 Laughs)

     
  5. I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when he decided to put a straw in a cookie and try to drink it. A little piece of cookie got stuck in the straw when I said, "Don't suck too hard or it will shoot down your throat." TWSS.

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    (175 Laughs)

     
  6. I got on the elevator at work and said "How's it going?" to one of my coworkers. He held up his index finger signaling me to give him a second and I noticed he was eating something. He finished chewing and said,"Sorry, I couldn't talk, I had nuts in my mouth." TWSS

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    (175 Laughs)

     
  7. Negotiating in a divorce, my ex-wife said, "You're being really rigid, and it's a little hard to swallow." TWSS

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  8. I was watching t.v and a lady was talking about a tornado she saw and said " it was big and black so I had to run." TWSS

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    (172 Laughs)

     
  9. We were playing Life. One of my people fell out of my little car. Since it was so tiny, it was hard to put it back. I said, "I can't get it back in." and then my mother said TWSS.

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    (171 Laughs)

     
  10. Today at swim practice, I swallowed a mouthful of water because my coach shouted at me "KEVIN! Stop slapping it like that! Just smoothly slide it in!" TWSS.

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  11. i was playing call of duty with a friend and his sister came into the room asked if i had beat the game already but i said no. she said "i could beat it for you if you want me to" TWSS

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    (170 Laughs)

     
  12. I was on a flight and the guy next to me was having trouble with his headphone socket. He called a flight attendant. 'I can't get any sound.' FA: "Have you tried taking it out and putting it back in?", "Yeah. I put it in all the way...ohh, wait it's coming now." TWSS

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    (170 Laughs)

     
  13. I forgot my phone charger while traveling with a friend and asked to see his wall charger. I was disappointed so I said "Nope, it doesn't fit. Too big," and he immediately said "Who's piece?" I replied, "Your thing is too big for my hole." TWSS.

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    (170 Laughs)

     
  14. I was playing with my lacrosse team and my friend spat out her mouth guard saying "this thing is too big and hard and it makes me gag!" TWSS.

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    (169 Laughs)

     
  15. So some friends and I were taking some group photos. We didn't all fit, so one girl knelt in the front of the group. After a few photos she says "Why am I always the one who has to go down?" TWSS.

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    (169 Laughs)