The Best TWSS Stories (All Time)
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My friend and I were walking to her car after class. She handed me her keys as she was putting her things in the trunk. A little bit later she yelled, "What are you waiting for? Just stick it in already!" TWSS
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A friend and I were driving down the road. He said you lost an earring. I then reached down my shirt to see if it had fallen down my shirt. He asked did you find it. Without thinking I replied "it might be in there, but it's so small I don't feel it." TWSS.
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During lunch, my friend wanted some water from someone else's water bottle, but didn't want to drink from it, so he said, "just squirt it in my mouth, but make sure you aim, I don't want it to get all over my face." TWSS
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One day my friend was eating a huge apple. She cried out in excitement, "Holy sh*t! It's so large and tender! I can barely fit my hands around it!!" TWSS.
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My friend and I were talking on the phone, while she was watching her brother put a string through the needle. Out of nowhere she screams in the phone, "He finally got it in!" TWSS
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I was at a friend's house and we were eating oranges. She asked if I ate the filmy part around the pulp, and I told her I didn't. She agreed and said, "I just suck on it till the juice comes out." TWSS.
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My friend tends to build tension in her upper back and when it gets really bad she needs someone to crack it for her. I had never cracked anyone's back before so she instructed me as I did it. "Grab me around the body here, now lean back and kinda thrust a few times... Just like that... A little more... Oh God that feels so much better. You can put me down now." TWSS
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The other day I was at my little cousins birthday party. Me and my brother were blowing up balloons. My sister came in and said, "No one blows better than me!" TWSS.
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Today in gym class we had basketball and my teacher said ' go play with those balls , in the mean time i will blow all these balls and try to make them hard." TWSS.
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So we were in a practice room in orchestra, and the new kid was drinking a juice box. He went to pick up and squeezed so it spilled juice. He then proceeds to say, "Oh man! I squirted!" TWSS.
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Any time I use my corporate credit card I have to put the receipt in our bookkeeper's mailbox. Whenever she sees me putting a receipt in her mailbox she often jokes that I'm spending too much money. She usually watches me put the receipts in her mailbox, but the one time she didn't she comes out holding the receipt and says "Go ahead and stick it in there when I'm not looking. It won't make it hurt any less!" TWSS
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Today I was driving back from the post office and I could see a car down the street ready to pull out in front of me. I said out loud "Don't pull out! DO NOT PULL OUT!" TWSS.
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We were going to watch a video in class and we were having trouble getting the video into the VCR. Finally our teacher, out of frustration, said "Just shove it in as hard as you can!" TWSS
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My chemistry teacher was explaining how although a meter and a yard are close in length, they are not interchangeable. To illustrate, she held up a yardstick in front of her and said, "You can't just whip it out and be like, this is a meter." TWSS
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Our drama club was having its cast party at McAlistar's sandwhich shop after one of our shows. The waiter was taking our orders when the girl next to me who happens to be my best friend says, "yes I'll have mine white and twelve inches. I like the extra meat." TWSS.
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