My sister was putting on a baseball mitt and said "It isn't stiff enough yet." TWSS.

I was sitting in a mall with my friend and we were drinking passionfruit bubble tea, which has tapioca. My friend said, "It's hard to suck" and then I replied, "If I suck too hard, I'm gonna choke." TWSS.

My sister was playing her clarinet and she asked me how to play a B flat and I said "Just try blowing harder" Her response: "I can't blow harder, it's too much." TWSS.

A few days ago my best friend was talking about an assignment she did for class and how her teacher didn't like the work she did on it. She said, "It seemed like it would be easy to do, but it was just so hard! And after all that he didn't even like what I did so I had to do it again!" TWSS.

On an old newspaper ad for a joy stick game, the title said, "the longer you play with it, the harder it gets." TWSS.

Today, I was at my friends house while her mom was steam cleaning the carpet. Then her mom's boyfriend goes " the harder you go, more will come out." TWSS.

I was at home depot getting wood to repair my house. As I was searching through the stack a guy came up next to me and started to tell me about how to pick a good board and said, "Now see this wood is hard. If you run your hand down the side you can feel the density and firmness" TWSS

My friend whispered something in my other friend's ear today about the guy she liked. My other friend answered out loud, "I don't know, it's so hard." TWSS

Me and my family were eating bread, when my sister randomly blurts out "If this were any harder it would break my fake teeth!" TWSS

Today in Math, my teacher was writing down a really complicated problem on the board. Half-way into it she says "Oh my god, this just keeps getting harder and harder!" TWSS.