hard-soft


Negotiating in a divorce, my ex-wife said, "You're being really rigid, and it's a little hard to swallow." TWSS

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(164 Laughs)

 

i was in class and the teacher asked a kid to pull down the projector. He tried and she said, "Pull it harder. I mean yank it!" TWSS

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(135 Laughs)

 

Me and my friend were playing tug of war when he said, "Pull harder. It isn't as much fun if you don't try hard enough." TWSS.

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(90 Laughs)

 

At my family's Thanksgiving gathering, we looked out the window and saw my cousin walking through the backyard to get into the house. When my aunt saw him she said "Why is he coming in the back door?" TWSS.

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(114 Laughs)

 

One day I asked my friend how his school course was. He said, "Well, it gets harder after awhile, you just have to adjust and work on it." TWSS

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(75 Laughs)

 

I was helping my friend put her new phone on vibrate, it wasn't working so she said, "Can you make it harder? I didn't even feel that last one." TWSS

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(214 Laughs)

 

While at the beach we had to manually inflate our floats, and my friend said, "The more you blow, the harder it gets." TWSS

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(238 Laughs)

 

My sister and I were blowing on melted wax to get it to harden and she screamed, "Look, its getting harder!" TWSS

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(126 Laughs)

 

My teacher was talking about Now and Later candies. After this girl won a piece in our class, she said, "It's suppose to be hard now and soft later." TWSS

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(88 Laughs)

 

My sister had one of those bracelets that are just a flexible metal band that snaps around your wrist. She dropped and it did not snap up. She remarked, "Wow. I'm surprised it remained stiff." TWSS.

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(79 Laughs)