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A few weeks ago my sister was talking about the candy, Now n' Laters. She was talking about how at first they're really chewy, then they get softer, but she mixed it up and said, "Yeah, when you suck on it, it gets harder." TWSS

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(66 Laughs)

 

In club latino the other day my friend was telling me the right way too cook platanos (bananas). She told me how to know when their ripe and they're ready to put them in the pan. She said "You have to wait for it to get hard and firm and then you can put it in." TWSS

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(69 Laughs)

 

Today, my friend and I were talking about sound systems in cars. I brought up another friend of mine, who'd recently gotten one installed. Without thought, I said, "When he turns it up, it goes so hard it hurts...Like it made me cry." TWSS

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(53 Laughs)

 

A couple days ago, my teacher was going over a packet she had printed to find out which questions we would use on an upcoming test and so we could study a little. She had said prior to starting the class that there were about 150 questions on the packet, but we would choose about 50-60 for the test. She said that we were suggesting ones that were too easy and wanted us to challenge ourselves. She started skipping some and reading out harder ones and question 69 was one of the hardest. When no one answered, she then said, "Yeah, it's hard. Why doesn't someone come up here and do 69 with me in front of the class?" TWSS

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(191 Laughs)

 

My teacher was handing out our tests, which had several pages. He said, "Please don't feel threatened by the thickness of this. It shouldn't be too hard." TWSS.

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(55 Laughs)

 

In English class, my teacher said about a grammar exercise, "Let's just do this one orally because it will gradually get harder as we go on." TWSS.

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(117 Laughs)

 

My friend barely kicked a soccer ball and it happened to roll past the goalie and into the goal. In his excitement for the unusual play he exclaimed, "It wasn't hard but it was in so it still counts!" TWSS

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(56 Laughs)

 

I was playing Call of Duty Black Ops they other day and we were winning. The team announcer yelled, "We almost have this! Push harder!" TWSS

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(43 Laughs)

 

I went to my friend's house and his mom is a daycare provider. That day she was teaching them how to make homemade ice-cream. Suddenly she said to the kids making their ice-cream, "You have to keep shaking it, that's how you make it hard!" TWSS

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(57 Laughs)

 

My aunt came to visit us to see my sister perform in a Christmas play. She had just gotten back from the dentist, and he had used Novocaine near her gumline and close to her lips, making her upper lip feel very loose afterwards. Overhearing her talking to my mom, I heard her say "The dentist said I should just massage it nice and easy to make it feel harder." TWSS.

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(28 Laughs)