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My cousin was in the kitchen trying to scoop ice cream out of the container while me and my uncle were sitting in the living room. He wasn't having much success so he yelled, "It's too hard! I can't get it out." TWSS

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(53 Laughs)

 

During English class, we all had to get in front of the class and ask everyone a question for a quiz, as a review. When a guy asked us a very simple question, my teacher said, "If you could make it harder, that would really help." TWSS

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(49 Laughs)

 

We were making ice cream in Chemistry, and you have to "massage" the bag to mix it. After a few minutes, I exclaimed loudly, "Wow, I can feel it getting harder now!" TWSS.

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(63 Laughs)

 

I was at a school trip where we had to pick blackberries for the school to make cakes and such out of. At the end of the day the teacher said we could eat some, a guy said, "Do I suck it or just put it all into my mouth?" TWSS. After that he said, "It's pretty hard actually. Harder than you expect." TWSS.

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(45 Laughs)

 

One winter, a female co-worker and I were walking to the store on our break. I slipped on the ice and after I got up and walked a few steps she said, "Are you stiff yet?" TWSS

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(41 Laughs)

 

In math class the teacher turned on the fan and said "Let me know if that's blowing too hard." TWSS.

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(35 Laughs)

 

My husband and I were watching "The Price is Right" when a contestant almost fell after spinning the wheel. I said, "Man, she almost fell from yankin' that thing so hard." TWSS.

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(31 Laughs)

 

My 9-month pregnant wife texts me "Contractions are 10 minutes apart...now if it would just get harder we might see some progress." TWSS.

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(10 Laughs)

 

My cousins and I were playing volleyball. The ball was getting flat. "I like them hard," said one of my cousins. "No!" the other one said. "The harder they are, the more they hurt." TWSS.

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(55 Laughs)

 

Me and my friend were sitting in my room. She was playing with a Rubik's cube and she said, "Geez, It just keeps getting harder and harder the more you play with it!" TWSS.

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(77 Laughs)