hard-soft


I was at a store with my parents, and my dad sat on a piece of furniture they were displaying. He then turned to me and my mom and said, "This is the hardest thing I have ever sat on." TWSS.

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(31 Laughs)

 

The other day i was at Arby's with my friend. She was drinking a milkshake and when she had difficulty drinking she said, "Uhh! I have to suck so hard!" TWSS.

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(32 Laughs)

 

My friends and I were in the pool and we were blowing into the foam noodles making water come out. After a while, my friends said, "Ow, now my cheeks hurt from blowing too hard." TWSS.

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(53 Laughs)

 

I was in the car with my friends, and I was describing what playing the trumpet was like after not playing for two years. I accidentally said, "It was so hard my lips were swollen." TWSS.

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(28 Laughs)

 

My sister was putting on a baseball mitt and said "It isn't stiff enough yet." TWSS.

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(12 Laughs)

 

I was sitting in a mall with my friend and we were drinking passionfruit bubble tea, which has tapioca. My friend said, "It's hard to suck" and then I replied, "If I suck too hard, I'm gonna choke." TWSS.

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(39 Laughs)

 

My sister was playing her clarinet and she asked me how to play a B flat and I said "Just try blowing harder" Her response: "I can't blow harder, it's too much." TWSS.

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(39 Laughs)

 

A few days ago my best friend was talking about an assignment she did for class and how her teacher didn't like the work she did on it. She said, "It seemed like it would be easy to do, but it was just so hard! And after all that he didn't even like what I did so I had to do it again!" TWSS.

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(19 Laughs)

 

On an old newspaper ad for a joy stick game, the title said, "the longer you play with it, the harder it gets." TWSS.

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(69 Laughs)

 

Today, I was at my friends house while her mom was steam cleaning the carpet. Then her mom's boyfriend goes " the harder you go, more will come out." TWSS.

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(57 Laughs)