hard-soft


I was at home depot getting wood to repair my house. As I was searching through the stack a guy came up next to me and started to tell me about how to pick a good board and said, "Now see this wood is hard. If you run your hand down the side you can feel the density and firmness" TWSS

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(77 Laughs)

 

My friend whispered something in my other friend's ear today about the guy she liked. My other friend answered out loud, "I don't know, it's so hard." TWSS

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(14 Laughs)

 

Me and my family were eating bread, when my sister randomly blurts out "If this were any harder it would break my fake teeth!" TWSS

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(26 Laughs)

 

Today in Math, my teacher was writing down a really complicated problem on the board. Half-way into it she says "Oh my god, this just keeps getting harder and harder!" TWSS.

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(46 Laughs)

 

My Mom was talking to me about cutting the lawn. She noticed I was exhausted and says "It's harder when it's longer, isn't it?" TWSS.

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(74 Laughs)

 

When my friend asked me how my weekend was I told her I had a dance competition all weekend. I also told her "It was long and hard...I mean 2 late nights in a row." TWSS.

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(54 Laughs)

 

One night, me and a bunch of my friend were at a basketball game. My friend was bragging about how she is so much smarter and better at everything than all of us. She then said, "It's hard being on top." TWSS.

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(78 Laughs)

 

Last week in softball practice, my team was doing soft toss into the field and my friend came up and handed my coach her two softballs she had. My coach then said to her "Wow these are the two hardest balls I've felt all day." TWSS.

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(82 Laughs)

 

Today my friend and I were hiking, we began going back up the cliff and ran into a muddy patch, once we were through it my friend turns back to me and said "careful that one's really hard and slippery." TWSS.

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(36 Laughs)

 

My friend was playing with a prize she won out of a cracker, in which you had to balance tiny silver balls on a piece of plastic. After a good half hour of attempts, she gave up, saying "The more I play with it, the harder it gets!" TWSS.

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(97 Laughs)