hard-soft


one day i was at my boyfriends house with a bunch of friends playing pool. He was counting on his partner to make the last shot to win them to game, when his partner didn't hit it hard enough, so it stopped right infront of the side pocket. my boyfriend then replied, "Awwh, if it was a little bit harder it woulda gone in. TWSS.

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(79 Laughs)

 

My friend was chewing on some gum and she was talking about blowing a bubble, absentmindedly she said 'The stiffer it is, the easier it is to blow.' TWSS.

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(113 Laughs)

 

I was watching Full House and DJ was learning to play the guitar. She couldn't do it and was complaining, "My fingers are too small, my hands cramp up! It's just too hard!" TWSS.

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(72 Laughs)

 

We were collecting sticks and stuff to make a fire at camp and my friend had found heaps had distributed it to some of the guys who were looking. Later she said "If it weren't for me half these guys wouldn't even have wood" TWSS

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(96 Laughs)

 

I was eating a bag of skittles and I offered some to my co-worker. He said he didn't really like skittles and that he just "liked to suck on them until they get soft." TWSS

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(67 Laughs)

 

At lunch we were all eating and a friend suddenly says; “I just got my braces tightened so I can’t have anything hard” TWSS

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(31 Laughs)

 

Today in my science class when my teacher was trying to adjust an overhead video projector when she said "It's just so hard being on my knees doing it!" TWSS

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(73 Laughs)

 

I was eating lunch with my friend one day. She had a cold and was talking about how her nose was all stuffed up. Referring to that, she said "This morning I blew it so hard I thought I was going to throw up." TWSS.

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(57 Laughs)

 

Today in gym class we had basketball and my teacher said ' go play with those balls , in the mean time i will blow all these balls and try to make them hard." TWSS.

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(159 Laughs)

 

It was in a cross country meet and i was almost at the finish line. As i was approaching the finish line my coach yelled "Dig deeper! Finish hard!". TWSS

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(48 Laughs)