hard-soft


We were playing softball ther other day and one kid struck out. Somebody else was giving him a hard time so he said, "it was too soft. I couldn't do anything with it." TWSS

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(115 Laughs)

 

okay the other day I was learning a new dance. after I finished it the first time my mom asked if it was difficult. I replied "It's not that hard just really long." TWSS.

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(67 Laughs)

 

Today, at orchestra rehearsal, the conductor told the horns to "just relax and blow." When we started playing again, he stopped and told the drummers, "Is that the hardest stick you've got?" TWSS.

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(113 Laughs)

 

I had taken a stick of butter from the fridge and left it out. My mom saw it was starting to melt and she said, "put it back in so it can get hard again." TWSS.

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(128 Laughs)

 

We were playing football in gym class. My friend and I were passing back and forth. My friend goes "My hands hurt, its cold and these balls are too hard." TWSS.

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(63 Laughs)

 

In English class, a girl volunteered to read her story out loud. She started, "It was hard. And something I'd never done before." TWSS.

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I was counting a handful of coins one day, when my friend playfully hit the bottom of my hand, but thankfully I managed to clench my hand in time to stop them going all over the floor. He said to me "If I did that harder it would have gone everywhere!" TWSS

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Today, I was making sugar cookies with my little sister and I told her to put the cookies on the colling rack to harden. She exclaims "OMG they are already hard, I just want to put it in my mouth right now!" TWSS.

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(131 Laughs)

 

I was at my friends house and he showed me his phone. I asked why it vibrated so low. He said "It feels soft, yours is so hard." TWSS.

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I was eating Thanksgiving Dinner in Arizona with my grandma and grandpa. My sister was complaining about wanting to be an author and writing stories. She said "It is so hard, and impossible to make it very long." My grandma said ever so supportingly "don't think of it as hard, think of it as a fun experience." TWSS.

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