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Me and my friend were sitting for lunch and she had her iPod in her pocket and one of her earphones was sticking out and I decided it would be fun to flick it around, she gets irritated and stuffs it back in her pocket and I say; "Oh c'mon, take it out again and let me play with it!" TWSS

I work at a restaurant as a dishwasher. At the end of the night I was washing dishes with a big hose-like faucet. This girl who decided we were going to work together came over and said "how about I rub and you squirt?" TWSS

Today we were learning probability in my math class. Discussing the probability of flipping a coin my teacher said "what are my chances of getting head 3 times?" TWSS

My pa was trying to get the last bit of tooth paste out of the tube when he said "I've been playing with it for a while but all I could get was a little squirt." TWSS.

We where practicing a song for an upcoming performance in choir and were singing pretty well. Even our director thought so and said, "Wow that was pretty good, but i bet you can't do it twice in a row." TWSS.

I was talking to a teacher friend of mine about this two day training she had to attend. she was telling me how tired she was and i told her she was lame. then she said "come one man, two straight days will wear a girl out!!" TWSS.

I play softball on a couple co-ed teams, well I was needed at cactcher which I never played before. I got hit in the face, then again, and again. By the end of the double header I had took a beating. In the dugout my husband said "Wow baby, you sure were a trooper taking all those balls to the face" TWSS.

I had just brushed my teeth and flossed, so I came out and told my roommate: "Yea it's been awhile since I've done it, so I bled a lot, but now it feels great!" TWSS

At a friends house gathered around a fire pit, a friend carried wood over to the fire, dropped the wood on the ground then said, "Aww man, now i've got a huge stain on my shirt from a big old piece of wood." TWSS.

Today at work we were working on a huge computer code. My buddy looked at me after getting confused yet again and leaned back and said, "I'm going to just close my eyes, lean back, and wait for you to finish." TWSS