My friend was trying to roll her R's in Spanish class. When she finished saying the word she asked, "Could you tell I did that without my tongue?" TWSS
My math teacher put two problems on the board and as she was writing the second one she said, "I'll put you to the side and do you later." TWSS
In class my female classmate used some mint-spray, but it landed on her lip. She asked, "Should I lick it off?" TWSS
My friend told me he went paintballing, so I said, "Ohh ya, how was it? Did it hurt?" TWSS
One night when I was texting my cousin, I started having random stomach pains. Trying to figure out what was wrong, I texted her, "Sometimes it just starts and then stops and then starts up again." TWSS
Today I was telling my girl friend about how my guy friend was giving me a back massage. My muscles were really sore and he commented on how tight they were, and I said to my friend, "He said I was really tight!" TWSS
We were using the computer and overhead projector in English to correct a paper. It wasn't working so my teacher said, "Since we're having problems, I guess I'll just give it to you orally." TWSS.
My brother was experimenting with a garden hose. He then said, "Wow! I didn't know it could squirt that far!" TWSS
The other day I was at soccer practice and my friend said, "Hey we need some soccer balls." My soccer coach said, "You have 2 balls right there!" TWSS.
My math teacher was explaining something and we were all confused. He said, "Was that too fast? I'd be happy to do it again but much slower." TWSS