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My friend was trying to roll her R's in Spanish class. When she finished saying the word she asked, "Could you tell I did that without my tongue?" TWSS

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(56 Laughs)

 

My math teacher put two problems on the board and as she was writing the second one she said, "I'll put you to the side and do you later." TWSS

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(102 Laughs)

 

In class my female classmate used some mint-spray, but it landed on her lip. She asked, "Should I lick it off?" TWSS

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(81 Laughs)

 

My friend told me he went paintballing, so I said, "Ohh ya, how was it? Did it hurt?" TWSS

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(30 Laughs)

 

One night when I was texting my cousin, I started having random stomach pains. Trying to figure out what was wrong, I texted her, "Sometimes it just starts and then stops and then starts up again." TWSS

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(20 Laughs)

 

Today I was telling my girl friend about how my guy friend was giving me a back massage. My muscles were really sore and he commented on how tight they were, and I said to my friend, "He said I was really tight!" TWSS

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(89 Laughs)

 

We were using the computer and overhead projector in English to correct a paper. It wasn't working so my teacher said, "Since we're having problems, I guess I'll just give it to you orally." TWSS.

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(195 Laughs)

 

My brother was experimenting with a garden hose. He then said, "Wow! I didn't know it could squirt that far!" TWSS

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(152 Laughs)

 

The other day I was at soccer practice and my friend said, "Hey we need some soccer balls." My soccer coach said, "You have 2 balls right there!" TWSS.

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(72 Laughs)

 

My math teacher was explaining something and we were all confused. He said, "Was that too fast? I'd be happy to do it again but much slower." TWSS

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(189 Laughs)