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When I was at the orthodontist one time, I heard him say to his assistant (about my mouth), "In this spot, we need to be very careful, because it's very dark and very wet." TWSS

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(88 Laughs)

 

Today in P.E we did the mile run. While we were walking back to the gym, my friend walked up next to me, panting, and said, "Whew! That was tiring. It took a lot of energy." TWSS

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(22 Laughs)

 

We were setting up a table for an extra TV during super bowl and it kept falling over. My friend said, "It will be sturdier if you spread the legs." TWSS

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(184 Laughs)

 

My friend was trying to roll her R's in Spanish class. When she finished saying the word she asked, "Could you tell I did that without my tongue?" TWSS

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(56 Laughs)

 

My math teacher put two problems on the board and as she was writing the second one she said, "I'll put you to the side and do you later." TWSS

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(103 Laughs)

 

In class my female classmate used some mint-spray, but it landed on her lip. She asked, "Should I lick it off?" TWSS

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(82 Laughs)

 

My friend told me he went paintballing, so I said, "Ohh ya, how was it? Did it hurt?" TWSS

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(31 Laughs)

 

One night when I was texting my cousin, I started having random stomach pains. Trying to figure out what was wrong, I texted her, "Sometimes it just starts and then stops and then starts up again." TWSS

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(20 Laughs)

 

Today I was telling my girl friend about how my guy friend was giving me a back massage. My muscles were really sore and he commented on how tight they were, and I said to my friend, "He said I was really tight!" TWSS

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(89 Laughs)

 

We were using the computer and overhead projector in English to correct a paper. It wasn't working so my teacher said, "Since we're having problems, I guess I'll just give it to you orally." TWSS.

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(197 Laughs)