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I was talking to my friend at her locker, when my other friend sneaked up behind and poked her. After she screamed, my other friend asked, "Why did you scream so loud?" to which she replied, "I screamed so loud because you never come at me from behind" TWSS

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(79 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were eating candy, and she said, "It hurts if you bite it. I think I'll just suck it instead." TWSS.

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(60 Laughs)

 

I saw this in an anime today: "When I get this thing in my hands, I just can not control myself" TWSS

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(58 Laughs)

 

I was moving boxes with a colleague one day and she had a crate that was on wheels. She looked at me and said, "You want a ride? All you have to do is sit on it." TWSS.

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(80 Laughs)

 

My friend was asking me about my day. I told him that I went to the new zumba class at our gym. I told him that it's so fun and "I probably look funny doing it, but it's a great workout." TWSS.

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(18 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were driving home from school when a car suddenly pulled out in front of her car and she had to slam on her brakes. I said, "I hate it when they pull out when they know you are coming!" TWSS.

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(246 Laughs)

 

Today I was eating a Popsicle, but it started to melt and it got my fingers all sticky. When I got up to go wash them off my friend asked me where I was going, and I said "I have to wash off my hands. After sucking on that thing they're all sticky." TWSS

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(85 Laughs)

 

There is a very awkwardly-placed speed bump at my friend's apartment that usually takes a few seconds to get over. I usually pass over it very slowly when my friend is in the truck so we don't get thrown around inside. One day I decided to cross it going fast and she replied, "Wow! It's so much better when you do it faster!" TWSS

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(91 Laughs)

 

I was busy working on my homework when my fiance announced, "I wish you would finish already." TWSS

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(24 Laughs)

 

In P.E., me and my friend were walking the track which is next to the basketball court. As we walked past it a basketball almost hit us. My friend said, "I hate it when balls come near me." TWSS.

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(76 Laughs)