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My friend and I were eating candy, and she said, "It hurts if you bite it. I think I'll just suck it instead." TWSS.

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(148 Laughs)

 

I was talking with my friends and one of the was telling a story about how he was riding in a car wash and the mechanisms malfunctioned, spraying water at an extremely high and dangerous rate. Someone said, "Wow, if it was that wet, I'd just keep going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. That would be fun." TWSS

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(81 Laughs)

 

At work, I was talking to a peer about another random funny story from over the weekend. As he laughed and walked away back to his desk, he said in front of 20 other peers, "Oh, I didn't see that one coming!" TWSS

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(15 Laughs)

 

I was talking to my friend at her locker, when my other friend sneaked up behind and poked her. After she screamed, my other friend asked, "Why did you scream so loud?" to which she replied, "I screamed so loud because you never come at me from behind" TWSS

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(79 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were eating candy, and she said, "It hurts if you bite it. I think I'll just suck it instead." TWSS.

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(60 Laughs)

 

I saw this in an anime today: "When I get this thing in my hands, I just can not control myself" TWSS

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(58 Laughs)

 

I was moving boxes with a colleague one day and she had a crate that was on wheels. She looked at me and said, "You want a ride? All you have to do is sit on it." TWSS.

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(80 Laughs)

 

My friend was asking me about my day. I told him that I went to the new zumba class at our gym. I told him that it's so fun and "I probably look funny doing it, but it's a great workout." TWSS.

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(18 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were driving home from school when a car suddenly pulled out in front of her car and she had to slam on her brakes. I said, "I hate it when they pull out when they know you are coming!" TWSS.

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(246 Laughs)

 

Today I was eating a Popsicle, but it started to melt and it got my fingers all sticky. When I got up to go wash them off my friend asked me where I was going, and I said "I have to wash off my hands. After sucking on that thing they're all sticky." TWSS

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(85 Laughs)