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There is a very awkwardly-placed speed bump at my friend's apartment that usually takes a few seconds to get over. I usually pass over it very slowly when my friend is in the truck so we don't get thrown around inside. One day I decided to cross it going fast and she replied, "Wow! It's so much better when you do it faster!" TWSS

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(92 Laughs)

 

I was busy working on my homework when my fiance announced, "I wish you would finish already." TWSS

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(24 Laughs)

 

In P.E., me and my friend were walking the track which is next to the basketball court. As we walked past it a basketball almost hit us. My friend said, "I hate it when balls come near me." TWSS.

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(76 Laughs)

 

In class today, my professor couldn't figure out how to fix the computer. He then said, "Alright Justin, what am I doing wrong here, help me out cause it shouldn't take this long." TWSS

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(49 Laughs)

 

When I was in 5th period at school a guy was telling my teacher that he couldn't swallow milk because he was allergic. he said, "I think I cant swallow it anymore." TWSS.

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(37 Laughs)

 

In Chem class today our teacher splashed water on us to demo evaporation. He then asked, "Will you be wet forever?" TWSS

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(75 Laughs)

 

Today, I was sitting by my friend and a random fuzz started flying towards my face. I took it out of the air and put it on his arm. He asked why I did such a thing and without thinking I replied, "It was coming at my face!" TWSS.

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(36 Laughs)

 

I was getting my blood taken about a week ago. The lady was getting the needle ready. So I say: "It's not going to hurt is it? Should I look away?" She says: "You will definitely feel it inside you. If it feels too hard, then we can slow down." TWSS

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(197 Laughs)

 

We were working in a computer lab, uploading photos for a journalism story. I didn't know where to put the camera chip, so i accidentally put it in the CD slot. My friend came over and went, "You put it the wrong hole... take it out!" I yelled, in despair, "It won't come!" TWSS

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(107 Laughs)

 

During my basketball practice, my point guard had the ball. He drove into the lane and didn't have anywhere to go. One of my teammates started to yell at him, "Pull it out! Pull it out!" TWSS

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(37 Laughs)