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This morning my friend was helping me put my new bellybutton ring back in, as it had come out and I couldn't get it back in. While she was demonstrating how to place it back in, she said, "You just gotta stick it in there and move it around until the hole gets bigger, and that makes it easier to put it in next time." TWSS

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(85 Laughs)

 

Today my friend and i were chewing some bubble gum while watching tv. Then she blew a bubble and said, "Wow! That one was hard to blow."TWSS. A second later my mom comes in and said "Aren't they always hard" TWSS

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(95 Laughs)

 

Me and some friends were on a trampoline and it broke so we had to get off. Later on some more kids started jumping on it and my girlfriend says "GUYS GET OFF YOUR GONNA BREAK IT!! YOU CANT GET ON IT WHEN ITS DROOPING DOWN LIKE THAT!!!" TWSS

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(64 Laughs)

 

Last night I was at a party and a girl was feeling two guys' afros. Remarking on the difference between their hair, she said to one of them "Well, his is stiffer but yours is longer". TWSS

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(56 Laughs)

 

Today my mom asked me where she should plug in her charger on the computer. She's like "Kaitlyn, what hole should I stick it in? the one in the front or the one in the back"? TWSS

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(91 Laughs)

 

I was listening to Usher's new song 'More', and I heard the line in the chorus that says "Gonna push it to the limit, give it more!" TWSS

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Today in science we were doing a lab where you had to blow into a straw to create bubbles in a liquid. My lab partner had said that she wanted to blow the bubbles, but while she wasn't looking I did instead. She turned around and when she saw me said "Take that out of your mouth! I'm supposed to do that, remember?" TWSS

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(33 Laughs)

 

One day I was in art class and gluing things but the Elmers glue wouldn't work, so I said, "it won't work!!" my guy friend, sitting near me then proceeded to yell in the fairly quiet art room, "keep squeezing, I know you can do it!" TWSS

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(26 Laughs)

 

Today, I squeezed my friend's pressure point and he responded with, "It hurts when you squeeze me there." TWSS

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(31 Laughs)

 

My math teacher was really excited about getting new compasses and she said "These things are great, you just slide it up and down on the bar, but you have to make sure it's sticky. Not too sticky because then it doesn't budge but if it is too loose it just slides up and down with no control!" TWSS.

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(33 Laughs)