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I was with my girlfriend and she went to print something off the computer. When she got back she said "That was quick." TWSS

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(11 Laughs)

 

My friend was complaining about her hand cramping up painfully: "I think the main problem is I use my hand so much it doesn't get a break." TWSS

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(29 Laughs)

 

I was watching my brother-in-law and his dad change out a transmission he trashed while at the sand dunes. They were aligning the spare transmission and getting ready to put one of the bolts in when his dad said, "Don't put that in there, the hole is too dirty" TWSS

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(40 Laughs)

 

I was sitting in orchestra practice when we had trouble with the notes. The conductor told us, "Don't blow but finger them." TWSS.

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(47 Laughs)

 

I was watching the TV show Pawn Stars and a guy brought in an old shotgun. The pawn broker looked at it and said, "I can't imagine what it would be like to be on the receiving end of that thing." TWSS

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(51 Laughs)

 

I was with my roommate when she accidentally locked her keys inside her car. Luckily we found a guy to help us. He had this device with rubber at the end of it that he said is useful for this type of situation. After a few unsuccessful attempts, my roommate says, "That's not doing the job, let's try it without the rubber now." TWSS

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(71 Laughs)

 

Today in Old Testament class our teacher was talking about how the Israelites knew about their history before the first five books of the Bible were written, and she said "...it was mostly oral." TWSS

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(23 Laughs)

 

One day in drama class one kid had a line were she said, "Look, my lord, it comes!" TWSS

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(23 Laughs)

 

My Mom and I were talking about restaraunts and she said "I love BJ's." TWSS

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(31 Laughs)

 

My church youth group had a "lock-in" in which we stayed up all night last night. At about 3:30 in the morning a couple of us where sitting around telling jokes and my friend told a whole bunch in a row. When he said he couldn't think of any more a girl said, "Nooo that was great, keep going!" TWSS

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(19 Laughs)