My girlfriend and I were driving down the interstate. The road was really bumpy and making both of us vibrate just enough to make it irritating. Pretty soon it started making my seat shake a little and was making my ass vibrate. I turned to her and said, "I can feel it in my butt." TWSS.


(201 Laughs)


I recently began taking golf lessons and was joking with a coworker about how I’m so awesome that my score for the course is under 18. Playing along, she says “Oh really, so you’re really good at it…the ball just goes in one hole and out another…takes about an hour." TWSS (x3).


(105 Laughs)


I was showing my friends how I can put out a match by grabbing the flame with two fingers. One of them asked if it hurt. I replied, "it doesn't hurt if you go fast enough." TWSS.


(142 Laughs)