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At lunch, we're supposed to walk in one door to get our food, and out the other door. Well, every day, my one friend walks in the out door to get his food. This makes me angry, because I always follow the rules. One day, I told him this, saying, "You went in the out door! Not allowed!" TWSS.

I was turning my desk in English and in the process, hit my friend in the butt with it. She then proceeds to scream "Ow don't stick that up my butt, that hurts!" TWSS.

A friend of mine made various desserts and this one girl trys them all and then says "The white one doesn't taste any different then the black one." TWSS.

while watching iCarly with my kids on Disney channel, the principal was on the webcast and was playing a game of "what am i sitting on", where he is blind folded and had to guess he was sitting on. The girls asked him if he was ready...to which he replied "my butt is ready" TWSS.

So one day I was in the dollar store with some friends. One of them was pointing out some glow sticks she saw for sale. She then told a story about one of her prior experiences with one: "I was lying on my back in bed playing with it and it exploded in my face." TWSS.

My sister was sitting on the couch and I wanted to hang upside down from it. so I went to put my feet under her and she screamed really loud" STOP!! get out of my butt!!" TWSS

My friend and i were walking down the hallway at school and we were chewgum she spit her gum in the garbage and said " i spit that out, usually i swallow that sh*it" TWSS

So today I was playing sand volleyball with some friends to enjoy our Friday. One of the girls playing was hit with the ball in the face. She proceeds to say, “I always seem to be taking it in the face.” TWSS.

I was reading Great Expectations and Pip said "everything about our intercourse pained me". TWSS.

I was in my 6th period history class and my teacher was talking about a skiing trip he took a while back and he was conversing with another student about falling in the snow he said he had done it many times and this is when he said "oh, man! I have never been so wet and sore in my whole life" TWSS.