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I was eating some ice cream sandwiches with my friends and one of my friends said, "Oh no, it's leaking white stuff." TWSS.

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(31 Laughs)

 

Today after lunch I had to clean the tables at school. Apparently someone put ranch on there pizza and I said, "Eww! What is that nasty white stuff?!" TWSS

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(27 Laughs)

 

In the hallway on the way to my next class, I overheard a girl asking a different girl, "Do I still have white stuff on my face?" ,and the other girl looked and said, "No, I think its all cleaned up." TWSS

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(27 Laughs)

 

When we were taking notes in class, a kid asked, "Can I take notes on the back of the paper?" And my teacher replied, "Now, the back is just as good as the front." TWSS

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(31 Laughs)

 

Today, a classmate was trying to blow sand for an experiment. She suddenly said, "I tried to blow it, but it got in my eyes." TWSS.

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(52 Laughs)

 

In my chorus class we were singing a song and my teacher stopped singing for 5 seconds and then said, "Oops, sorry, I swallowed." TWSS

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(40 Laughs)

 

Me and my friends were eating jam donuts in the back of my mum's car. My friend was spilling the jam so my mum said, "Don't let it get sticky back there or we won't do it again." TWSS

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(68 Laughs)

 

Yesterday, my friends and I were making dinner for some people as part of a program. After we were done we all got ourselves dinner. One of the girls in the group went to take a drink of juice when she said, "I don't think I can swallow this." TWSS

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(26 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were in Spanish class eating lollipops and my friend said, "When you lick it you get white stuff on your tongue." TWSS

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(75 Laughs)

 

Today my friend was eating cotton candy and I noticed he was grabbing it with his hands instead of biting right into it. His explanation was "I'd much rather get my fingers sticky than my mouth." TWSS

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(29 Laughs)