My girlfriend and I were hiking a very steep mountain. On the way back she said, "I hate going down because it hurts my knees." TWSS
Me and 2 of my friends we're doing a project in my environmental science class. We had to get a laptop out to do our work. Then one of my friends had to plug the charger in the back of the computer and he says, "It won't fit. Wait, no wonder, wrong hole!" TWWS
Today in gym we were doing pull ups and some chalk residue came off onto my friend's hands. He said "Ew, I just did all of that work, and now I have white stuff all over my hands!" TWSS
I was teaching a person how to decorate cakes where I work. She was having trouble with it, and being messy, she said, "Its so hard, and I got white stuff all over me." TWSS.
I was in biology class and we were outside identifying trees. One tree had buds that tasted like peanuts, according to the teacher, so my friend tried one. 15 minutes later, she tells me "I still have the taste of nuts in my mouth!" TWSS
This guy asked me to help him get a labeled paper in a platic paper holder thing, and with out thinking, I told him "The opening is in the back, so you kind of have to slide it in from below." TWSS
Today at school my teacher was drinking coffee and some of it went down her windpipe. She starting coughing and said, "It went down the wrong hole!" TWSS.
I was out smoking Shisha with my friends when a friend suddenly dropped the pipe and covered his face. We asked him what's wrong and he said, "It was gonna blow so I had to cover my face." TWSS.
I was at band practice the other day and i found a bottle of sun tan lotion when my mate turned around i pushed down the bottle top and he responded "omg you squirted it in my eye you bastard, it burns!" TWSS.
My friends were thinking of going to a beer-fest this weekend, and one of them said they didn't drink beer. The other one said, "Just taste it, and then spit it out. Don't swallow." TWSS.