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The other day, my friends were talking about television sizes. One of them stated that "32 inches is too big for the bedroom." TWSS

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(7 Laughs)

 

Today in art class, my teacher was talking to a student about how to make watercolor affects with a paintbrush. Before he gave her a paintbrush to use, he said, "Just be careful not to splatter everywhere because this one is small and hard to aim. TWSS.

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(22 Laughs)

 

We were in physics class about to do a lab with a shock ball. One of the girls asked, "Is it gonna hurt?" and our male teacher replied with, "It's big enough you can feel it." TWSS.

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(49 Laughs)

 

I was just drawing Bob Dylan, and after sketching it out and beginning to shade in the hand. I held it out and just said aloud "This is way too small, it just doesn't feel right." TWSS.

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(31 Laughs)

 

It has been snowing nonstop since last night and this morning I opened the door in my kitchen to look at the snow and said to my mom "Jeez, how many inches is that?" TWSS.

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(41 Laughs)

 

Today, I was in Woodshop and we were building shelves for a project we were making, when someone from across the room said, "Damn, this is a tight fit." TWSS.

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(30 Laughs)

 

I was taking a comparative religion class. We were studying Judaism and we were reading a passage from a Jewish book and it said " your rod and shaft comfort me in great pleasure" TWSS.

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(74 Laughs)

 

While at Subways, I asked my friend what size she was going to order. She replied back with "I can only eat a six inch". TWSS.

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(48 Laughs)

 

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how we've been going out for a while (almost 11 months) and I said, "But it doesn't feel that long." TWSS.

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(37 Laughs)

 

Today, my friend was eating a hot dog without the bun. When I asked her why, she said "i like to eat it plain because its long and juicy once you lick it enough." TWSS

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(58 Laughs)