My brother got a shot at the doctor yesterday and after the shot he said, "The smaller ones don't hurt as much as the large ones." TWSS

(180 Laughs)


I Googled Blackberry Curve, The first site that came up had a slogan for the Blackberry Curve: "Fits perfectly in your hands and in your life." TWSS

(53 Laughs)


My family was choosing a shower head for our new bathroom when my sister said, "I prefer the ones that are wider and softer over the skinner, harder ones; those just squirt too strong" TWSS!

(241 Laughs)


I was in Spanish class and my teacher was telling us about this big building that everyone always made a big deal about. After seeing it in person, he said, "It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS.

(65 Laughs)


I was showing my friends a TWSS montage from The Office on YouTube. While the video was loading one asked, "Is it going to be very long?" TWSS

(49 Laughs)


A colleague of mine was pushing a couple of chairs on the floor, one behind the other. She had to put them in a separate room. The supervisor asked her why she wouldn't just push it through the door. Her reply: "It's too long, I can't get it to curve!" TWSS

(59 Laughs)


The other day during advisory class my friends & I were hanging out in the cafeteria. One of my friends was slipping an iPod cover over my other friend's iPod & he goes, "It's not gonna fit. It's so big & the hole is so small." TWSS

(87 Laughs)


During my nutrition class one day I was trying to get the stem off of my apple. I proceeded to twist it off furiously as I said, "Oh my gosh, this thing is too little, I can't get it off!" TWSS.

(33 Laughs)


I was in the produce section at the grocery store today, looking at iceberg lettuce. I looked at all of them, picked one up and then put it back saying, "That head is really small." TWSS.

(31 Laughs)


In my freshman year music class, the teacher was describing a classical song to us and said, "It starts out soft, but then it gets really big." TWSS.

(79 Laughs)