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I was sitting in I.T. class when my one friend wanted to copy a 3GB game but only had a 2GB flash drive. After ten minutes, the owner of the flash drive got frustrated and shouted, "It's too big! It will never fit!" TWSS

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(122 Laughs)

 

My friend bought an Arizona ice tea from another friend. After drinking some of it he put it down and said, "This thing is huge. I can hardly put my hand around it and it wont fit in my mouth." TWSS

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(200 Laughs)

 

At lunch today I was eating a sandwich and holding it with one hand. My friend said "Wow, why do you only have one hand on there? Is it not big enough for both of them?" TWSS

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(50 Laughs)

 

Today in Literature, my teacher was talking about a certain type of chocolate and said, "I like the long thick black ones." TWSS

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(204 Laughs)

 

The other day I was at Central Market with my mom and my sister. We were looking at zucchini and my mom says, "The bigger ones aren't as good." Then my sister asks "Are they not as flavorful and juicy?" and my mom replies with, "Exactly, the larger ones taste worse." TWSS.

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(76 Laughs)

 

Today we were in biology. The girl to my right was trying to put the test tube stick in the container and she said, "It won't go in, it's just way to small!" TWSS.

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(48 Laughs)

 

Well, I'm at lunch during school and these two girls were sitting across the table from me, and they were apparently talking about bathroom stalls and one of them goes "I like the big ones" TWSS

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(30 Laughs)

 

While I was working on a report I am doing for engilsh, I was talking to my friend and she was talking about her report when she said, "Grrr! This thing needs to be a lot bigger!!!" TWSS

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(39 Laughs)

 

My grandpa was trying out a massage chair where these balls moved around inside of a cushion to massage you, and when I asked him if he liked it, he said, "This would be so much more enjoyable if the balls were smaller." TWSS

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(54 Laughs)

 

I went to the mall with my mom and after we were going to go get tacos. We passed a giant taco billboard and she said "WOW! That one is so big it makes we want it even more!" TWSS

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(37 Laughs)