A friend was getting ready to tell a story about an amazing racquetball shot. He started out by giving a brief description of the game for those unfamiliar with it. When describing the court he said, “It’s twice as long as it is wide.” TWSS.


(112 Laughs)


I was at a celebratory lunch with my manager, director, and 8 other coworkers. Several of them ordered the special, which was a stuffed cheeseburger. When our food arrived, a woman at our table said she didn’t know how she was supposed to eat it because of the size. My manager replied, “you have to unhinge your jaw to get it all in.” TWSS.


(422 Laughs)