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Today while in geometry, my teacher was handing out a packet we had to do for homework. We all complained because of how long it would take us to do the packet. She said in response, "I know. It's thick and big, just how I like it." TWSS.

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(61 Laughs)

 

This morning I was making hot chocolate and I asked my Dad where our coffee mugs were. He said, "There should be a big black one in there." TWSS

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(30 Laughs)

 

In my religion class today, the teacher gave us a two-page paper to write. The girl sitting next to me freaked out and asked if he just said a ten-page paper. When I told her it was only two, she said "Oh thank God it's shorter. Otherwise that would be waaayyy too long for me to handle." TWSS.

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(56 Laughs)

 

My chef asked me to pull out some sautee pans tonight. i got the small non sticks and he said " I think i need a big black one." TWSS.

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(47 Laughs)

 

The other day our teacher was talking to a student who was supposed to turn in a major assignment and the teacher said, "It's pretty big, so you better get it in to me." TWSS

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(75 Laughs)

 

My friend was trying to get a cap out of bottle. He tried and tried and finally gave up. I then asked he was giving up and he said, "The hole is not big enough." TWSS.

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(38 Laughs)

 

Towards the end of the first Iron Man movie, Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) walks into the warehouse to discover the original Iron Man suit that Jeff Bridges used to make his. Upon seeing the suit hanging on the wall she says, "I thought it would be bigger than that." TWSS

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(30 Laughs)

 

Once in chemistry, my teacher asked a student how the homework was and she replied, "Its not that it was hard, it was just very very long." TWSS

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(60 Laughs)

 

My coworkers and I were ordering subs for lunch. There was a special going on where you either got an 8-inch or 12-inch sub so one of my coworkers said, "I'll have the 8-inch, I haven't had a 12-inch in a while." TWWS

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(39 Laughs)

 

I was practicing hitting in volleyball with my church team. My pastor was setting and tight means a short and close set. My pastor said, "That was really slippery, do you want it tighter, Jordan?" TWSS

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(52 Laughs)