Today in class my teacher was talking about some chemical stuff when she said, "The longer it gets, the harder it is." TWSS

Today I was texting one of my guy friends and I asked what he was doing. He said he was laying in his closet, so I asked how big his closet was. He replied, "It's not huge, but it's big enough." TWSS

Today in economics my best friend had a piece of paper in his hand that he had taken from my homework. With ninja stealthiness I stole it back. It took him a few seconds to realize it, but when he did he said, "It was so small I didn't even feel it sliding out." TWSS

So the other night, my friend poured her shot in my cup without me noticing and I continued to drink it obliviously. The next day I was trying to explain it to my friends about what happened by saying, "It was unusually long in my mouth." TWSS

My friend and I were going to Subway. He was really excited so he shouted (really loudly), "I can't wait to shove that foot-long in my mouth!" TWSS

The girl in my class was caring for a plant in biology and she said, "It's growing bigger and bigger and it won't stop." TWSS

I'm a violist, and today in orchestra I was trying to play my friend's bass. After a while, I said, "Why do I even keep trying? This thing is bigger than I am. Screw it." TWSS.

I was unpacking in my dorm and I plugged in my extension cord. Alas, it was not sufficient. I said to my roommate, "This is too short. It's just silly." TWSS

My roommate was commenting on how short my phone charger cord is and said, "What are you supposed to do with something that little?" TWSS

My friend and I were in the library and I needed to borrow his heavy Biology textbook. As he settled his book-bag on the table and looked down at it, I said, "Alright, take out that big monster." TWSS