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This morning I was mad at my toaster and promptly shouted, "When are you going to pop up?" TWSS.

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(44 Laughs)

 

My in-laws were out of town and they asked up to watch their house in order to take care of their plants. When they returned for the first time we had lunch prepared for them at their place. As we sat down at the dining-room table, they walked into the kitchen. The next thing we heard was "Wow, it shriveled up quickly." TWSS

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One day in one of my classes, we couldn't get the VCR to work so finally after getting it to work, my teacher said "There we go. It took us three tries, but we got it up and going." TWSS

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Today in class the teacher couldn't find the tv remote, she asked if somebody would get it but nobody replied so she said "Right i'll go down on this one" TWSS

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My dad, mom, and I were in the car and my parents were commenting on how the sun visor doesn't stay up anymore. "Just push it back up" "But it keeps coming back down" "Sometimes you have to hit it a few times to make it stay up. But once its up it stays there." TWSS

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Today in social class my teacher was trying to get the projector to work but there was static, after about 5 minutes it stops and the powerpoint shows up. She then jumps out of her chair and said "Oh look it finally came up!" TWSS

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(46 Laughs)

 

My mom was watching a cake challenge on TV, and I walked into the living room to see a man building a cake tower. I asked "What's going on?" and she said "He can't keep it up." TWSS.

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(63 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were at my house, and we were both on facebook. She commented on one of my posts and the notification instantly popped up on my screen when I said, "Wow it pops up quick!" TWSS.

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I was in gym class and we were learning CPR. My teacher, referring to the chest rising when you blow into the mouth said, "Now, if it's not rising, you may want to reposition your head!" TWSS!

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We were in the elevator at the Borgata in Atlantic City and once we reached the floor, the female elevator voice goes, "going down now." TWSS.

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