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At my summer job, my supervisor was using her USB memory stick with her laptop. The disk image wasn't appearing on her screen, so she said "Where's my cute little stick? Usually it jumps up right away!" TWSS.

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(100 Laughs)

 

During a work meeting, my coworker's chair kept sliding down. Our boss said "Get a new chair. I'm not going to have you going down on me while we're talking." TWSS

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(224 Laughs)

 

I was at my football game and my coach called a timeout because there was 10 seconds left in the game and we were down a touchdown. So, when my coach finished telling us what to do, he said to our quarterback, " You need to get back on top." TWSS

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(58 Laughs)

 

It was pouring rain outside and I was rushing to get in the car. I was fumbling with the umbrella for too long while trying to close it and started to get frustrated, so I said, "This stupid thing won't go down!" TWSS.

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(26 Laughs)

 

One time in culinary class in my junior year of high school my group was baking, and my partner and I were assigned to bake bread. As we were preparing the dough, she said something along the lines of, "When you push it down, it's supposed to rise back up." TWSS.

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(37 Laughs)

 

The hood of my friend's car was loose & we were worried it would pop open while we were driving, so we stopped to check it. My friend checked the hood & told us, "I yanked on it really hard, but it wouldn't go up." TWSS

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(38 Laughs)

 

Every morning when I wake up I have a protein drink. The other day we got another brand of straws that for some reason just didn't work. I had just woken up so I was too tired to stop myself from saying, "I'm sucking hard but it's not coming up." TWSS

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(26 Laughs)

 

I was watching Million Dollar Money Drop and the couple that was playing agreed on the answer but they weren't 100% sure. One of them said, "Well if we go down, we go down together." TWSS

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(19 Laughs)

 

I was drinking bubble tea (tea with small tapioca balls in it) with my friend when she started coughing really hard. When she stopped coughing she said, "I had to suck really hard to get it up then it went straight to the back of my throat!" TWSS.

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(48 Laughs)

 

At work today, a 700-pound mobile wall fell over. I told the story to a friend: "It took 4 of us to get it back up." TWSS.

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(18 Laughs)