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I was in math class and my friend asked the teacher "can u put that thingy down?" (About the projector screen) then the teacher replied, "I can't. I keep on pulling on it but it won't come down!" TWSS.

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(6 Laughs)

 

My grandma was drinking a very thick milkshake through a straw the other day, when all of sudden she said, "No matter how hard I suck on this thing, it still won't come up." TWSS.

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(20 Laughs)

 

While walking down to a creek behind a local bar with my buddy I said, "It's always dark and I'm always drunk when I go down here." TWSS.

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(9 Laughs)

 

Me and my friends were playing a game in which you lay on the floor if you lose. My friend was telling some other dude about it and said, "I usually just go down but sometimes they make me do other things." TWSS.

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(31 Laughs)

 

My math teacher was warning us about the wet spot on the floor in his classroom the last day of finals. We walked in and he said, "It's really wet and I've already had a couple kids go down unexpectedly." TWSS.

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(45 Laughs)

 

I was at the park with my friends. They took the swing so I took the monkey bars and I sat on it. My friend told me to get off of it and I said no. Then later she said, "I'm waiting for you to go down, I don't care how long it takes I got all day." TWSS.

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(22 Laughs)

 

Today, my friend was at my house and I was on my laptop. I left the room for a second and told him not to touch my laptop, and when I came back, my MSN messenger had popped up. He looked at me and said "I didn't touch your thing, but its up" TWSS.

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(42 Laughs)

 

Me and my friends were sucking helium outta a balloon. And my friend said, "OMG it's so hard to get it all down!" TWSS

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(45 Laughs)

 

it was raining and i was deciding whether to use an umbrella to get to shelter, decided not to and said "i'll be wet before i get it up" TWSS

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(71 Laughs)

 

Today in English class we were talking notes on the smart board. One student didnt finish something so he told my teacher to scroll up. When he was done, he said "can you go down, i need to finish" TWSS.

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(92 Laughs)