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This morning I heard these two guys talking about an assignment which they both forgot to do, and one of them said loudly and enthusiastically, "Well at least we'll both go down together!" TWSS.

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(28 Laughs)

 

In my physics class, we were doing a lab on friction that involved a block of wood and some weights. When you moved the block of wood, the friction would show up as a line on a graph on the computer. At one point, my partner moved the block kind of fast, and I said, "Wow, it got up really high that time." TWSS.

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(17 Laughs)

 

My friend was telling me about her nursing clinicals. One patient was testing lung capacity by trying to keep a ball suspended in a tube and the lady told her, "I cant blow hard enough to keep it up." TWSS.

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(53 Laughs)

 

I was in math class and my friend asked the teacher "can u put that thingy down?" (About the projector screen) then the teacher replied, "I can't. I keep on pulling on it but it won't come down!" TWSS.

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(24 Laughs)

 

My grandma was drinking a very thick milkshake through a straw the other day, when all of sudden she said, "No matter how hard I suck on this thing, it still won't come up." TWSS.

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(51 Laughs)

 

While walking down to a creek behind a local bar with my buddy I said, "It's always dark and I'm always drunk when I go down here." TWSS.

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(13 Laughs)

 

Me and my friends were playing a game in which you lay on the floor if you lose. My friend was telling some other dude about it and said, "I usually just go down but sometimes they make me do other things." TWSS.

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(42 Laughs)

 

My math teacher was warning us about the wet spot on the floor in his classroom the last day of finals. We walked in and he said, "It's really wet and I've already had a couple kids go down unexpectedly." TWSS.

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(54 Laughs)

 

I was at the park with my friends. They took the swing so I took the monkey bars and I sat on it. My friend told me to get off of it and I said no. Then later she said, "I'm waiting for you to go down, I don't care how long it takes I got all day." TWSS.

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(24 Laughs)

 

Today, my friend was at my house and I was on my laptop. I left the room for a second and told him not to touch my laptop, and when I came back, my MSN messenger had popped up. He looked at me and said "I didn't touch your thing, but its up" TWSS.

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(46 Laughs)