in-out

In my first game of Axis & Allies, I was places my pieces incorrectly. My friend began to explain to me the correct way, when his dad interrupted, "It's okay, I'll let you put it in anywhere you want the first time." TWSS.

At lunch today, we were all just sitting down and relaxing after a really long line to get food. When the the teacher called for the lunch monitors, my friend was trying to finish her applesauce. I told her to just drink it down, like her milk or something. She was taking really small gulps, so I said "Hurry up and put more in your mouth. You'll never finish in time at that rate." TWSS.

I was in science class watching a science lab safety video. The video was telling us the proper way to put a glass rod into a rubber stopper. It said to "lubricate the rod before putting it into the hole." TWSS

A friend at my school ate a super sour sweet her boyfriend gave her. I said "That sounds painful," and she said "Well, it's not so bad once you get in your mouth." TWSS.

I was talking to one of my friends and half way through the conversation another friend blurted in. The first friend got angry and yelled, "Oh my God, if you're going to come halfway in then just stay out!" TWSS

Today, while hanging out at my friends house, I was using her laptop. I tried to put in the power cord, but it wouldn't fit and I kept saying "Why won't it go in the hole??" Then when I finally got it in, it fell out so I yelled "OH NO! It was finally in and it slipped out, where is it, where is it?" My friend, sitting beside me, said "It's right here between your legs!" TWSS

My math teacher was telling us that when he lived in Egypt, they would just pick up a pen from the floor and say it belonged to a Pharaoh. Then he said, “I have a lamp that's supposed to have a genie in it.” “I keep rubbing it but nothing ever comes out.” TWSS

As my mom pulled out of a Dunkin Doughnuts drive-through, she handed me a dollar from the change she'd got to put back in her tiny wallet. When the dollar refused to go in, I said, "Moooom, it won't fit!". She replied, "Just shove it in, honey, it'll be okay". TWSS

My wife was talking about those thick fruit smoothie drinks and how sometimes the straws get clogged: "You suck and suck and suddenly you get a load in the back of your throat". TWSS.

Today in history class, our teacher was discussing the stock market and how to buy and sell stocks. My friend then proceeded to inquire about selling stocks by asking, "So how do you know when to pull out?" TWSS.