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I was talking to my friend on the phone while she was trying to unlock her front door and she was having trouble with the key. She said, "It won't go in!" Then I asked, "Are you sure it's in the right way?" Then she said, "Hold on, let me use both hands." TWSS.

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(4 Laughs)

 

In English class last week I went up to sharpen my pencil. It started making weird noises n that's when the teacher began offering hilariously uncomfortable advice: "No, you're putting it in too far... you're shoving it too hard... well don't put your finger in the hole!" TWSS.

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(4 Laughs)

 

I was trying to fit my school books in to my backpack at my locker when I yelled, "It won't go in." TWSS. Then people started laughing and I did not get it so I said, "What, it's stuck." TWSS

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(3 Laughs)

 

I needed help setting up my input/output cables to the TV, I called my bro over to help move the TV. While helping me I shouted "I feel the 3 holes but I don't know where to put it in." TWSS.

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(14 Laughs)

 

My dad and I were at an ATM getting money out of it when I was all ready to put my credit card in the little slot thing I said, "Where do you put it in?" TWSS.

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(3 Laughs)

 

In math class I was sharping my pencil when my friend comes up behind me with a bag of skittles that fizz in your mouth and says, "Don't ask questions, just put this in your mouth and suck on it." TWSS.

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(33 Laughs)

 

Today, my mom was watching golf. All of a sudden, she yelled out "It almost got in the hole!" TWSS

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(7 Laughs)

 

While at camp this summer, we were eating lunch when another male counselor asked a female counselor, "Where do I put this?" In response, she said, "Put it in my box". TWSS.

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(7 Laughs)

 

My boyfriend's sister got a night guard for her mouth. I said "What if you choke on it?" She replied "It hardly fits in my mouth, it can't fit in my throat." TWSS

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(29 Laughs)

 

My mom was making sub sandwiches and she told us that if we heated them up it would make them softer. Since my brother had already eaten half of his before she heated it up, my mom told him "I took yours out earlier because it was so small." TWSS.

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(15 Laughs)