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One of my fellow teachers once gave this advice to her class about submitting homework: "Put it in my hand; don't just leave it in my box." TWSS

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(50 Laughs)

 

My brother said he lost something in the fireplace. Without thinking I said, "Let's look in there and see if we can get it out." TWSS.

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(29 Laughs)

 

I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when he decided to put a straw in a cookie and try to drink it. A little piece of cookie got stuck in the straw when I said, "Don't suck too hard or it will shoot down your throat." TWSS.

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(175 Laughs)

 

Today me and my sister were washing the dishes. She was trying to scrub a piece of something off a glass cup and said, "Would you help me get this thing out of here? It's too far in and it's stuck." TWSS

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(79 Laughs)

 

At the lake, a friend of ours was putting aerosol bug spray on her arms. She starting coughing and spitting. We asked her what had happened and she said, "I don't know how it happened, but I got a lot of it my mouth and it was nasty!" TWSS.

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(96 Laughs)

 

I got a pretty bad splinter, and I asked my mom what I should do. "Oww, oww, oww! It really hurts! What do I do?" "Put pressure on it!" my mom told me. It didn't make sense to me, so I said, "Why would I put pressure on it? It's inside of me, that'll only make it go in deeper!" TWSS.

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(134 Laughs)

 

In Spanish, a kid kept chewing on his necklace. The Spanish teacher got annoyed and said, "Get that thing out of your mouth!" TWSS

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(52 Laughs)

 

When I walked into class, I was on the hunt for some outlets for my laptop. My friends and I were also trying to sit in the back area of the class, so in the midst of my hunt I said, "Wait, are you sure I can get it in the back?" TWSS

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(133 Laughs)

 

I was playing basketball with friends. The ball got stuck in the hoop. Someone said, "Get that thing out of there." TWSS.

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(47 Laughs)

 

Today my friend and her mom came by our house to drop off some stuff I left at their house. My dog was being super annoying and sniffing all over them. At one point, my friend exclaimed, "Gosh, get your freaking head out from in between my legs!" TWSS

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(188 Laughs)