Today at my sister's basketball game, my sister shot the ball. My mom said, "That's cheap! It went in but then right back out!" TWSS.
My friend and I were walking to her car after class. She handed me her keys as she was putting her things in the trunk. A little bit later she yelled, "What are you waiting for? Just stick it in already!" TWSS
Today I saw a commercial with a woman washing dishes bare-handed. The announcer said, "Oh no, she's going in with no protection!" TWSS
I am a saxophone teacher and one of my students called me complaining that there was something stuck in the instrument. I told her to take a deep breath and blow out the obstruction. She said, "I'm blowing as hard as I can but it's not coming out." TWSS
My coworkers and I were eating some Timbits. I offered one of the girls another one and she said, "God no, I already have 2 in my mouth!" TWSS
Today, my two friends were helping me put the raft in the pond. Since we weren't in swimming clothes, my grandpa rowed a boat out to pick us up from the raft. Talking about the boat seats, he said, "I can fit two in the rear and one in the front." TWSS
Today at lunch I offered my friend a bite of my spicy burrito. She refused, saying "I'm not putting that in my mouth, it's way too hot." TWSS
I was on the bus today and I started listening to the high-schoolers talk. They were having a conversation about something random when one of them said, "Wait, once you get it in, how do you get it out?" TWSS.
We were playing soccer on the sidewalk with a rock. The objective was to kick it past the crack in the sidewalk. When Jason kicked the rock, it landed in the crack of the sidewalk and he said, "It got stuck in the crack!" TWSS
I was at work and this woman was talking about the other day when her husband cooked her dinner. She said, "I put it in my mouth and I told him it tasted great, but OMG it made me want to gag so bad." TWSS.