When talking to my boss today, I told her that I may need more days than expected for vacation. I hadn't yet put it into the "request-off" book and other people were already requesting similar time off, so she told me, "make sure you put it in soon or I'll cut it off." TWSS.
I am a school bus driver and on my bus is a two-way radio for communicating with other drivers and base. One morning I heard one driver say to another, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were still inside." TWSS.
I overheard my dad telling my mom how to check the oil level on her car. He told her to "pull out the stick, wipe it off, then put it back in. Then pull it out again and look at how much fluid is left on the stick." TWSS.
I had put a bottle of wine back into the fridge, and after a little while my friend pulled it back out, pointed to the cork and said "you didn't put it in far enough." TWSS.
The other day a patient came in asking for botox treatment. The patient asked the doctor how she'd know if it was working. The doctor replied, "well most people are able to feel it go into them." TWSS.