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I was talking to one of my friends online about hanging out soon before I leave for college again. She asked when I leave and when I told her it's in 10 days, she told me, "I think I can squeeze you in." TWSS

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(41 Laughs)

 

A couple weeks ago while riding in the backseat of my grandparents' car with my maw maw, my seatbelt wouldn't work. Noticing my struggle my grandmaw looked at me and said, "You have to pull it out, shake it a little, give it a minute then stick it in really fast." TWSS.

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(83 Laughs)

 

Today my friend and I were making cupcakes. I stuck my finger in the frosting. She said, "You need to quit sticking your fingers in things." TWSS

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(33 Laughs)

 

My sister was trying to put her assignments from her laptop onto an external hard drive, and her CD drive popped out. She then said to Mom, "Oh this popped out, do I just put it back in?" TWSS.

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(27 Laughs)

 

Today in English class when our teacher was talking about how important it is to do an assignment. he said that is you don't do it, "You're going to get yourself in a deep hole." TWSS

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(12 Laughs)

 

Today me and my friend were talking about connecting an xbox controller. She said "Just put it in, make sure it won't come out, and I will take care of the rest." TWSS

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(50 Laughs)

 

My buddy was going for a handshake with a friend of his who was leaving his house. He grabbed his hand too early, completely messing up the handshake. He then apologized saying, "Messed up the entry there. Sorry, let's try that again." TWSS

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(30 Laughs)

 

I was texting my friend about an annoying, but sweet, guy who always tries to talk to me in class and said, "Yeah, he was trying to get all deep with me, and he just kept plugging away at but it wasn't working." TWSS

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(29 Laughs)

 

I was sitting in Computer Apps class one day when the teacher got out this huge old computer disc. He was in the middle of explaining it when someone yelled out, "What kinda hole do you put that big thing in?" TWSS.

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(55 Laughs)

 

Today in Jazz Band, we were getting our instruments ready to play. The percussion player came up to my friend, who plays Bari Saxophone. As a joke, he stuck his hand into the saxophone's bell and then she yelled "Get your hand outta the hole!" TWSS

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(19 Laughs)