My dad and I were at an ATM getting money out of it when I was all ready to put my credit card in the little slot thing I said, "Where do you put it in?" TWSS.

My husband and I were watching "The Price is Right" when a contestant almost fell after spinning the wheel. I said, "Man, she almost fell from yankin' that thing so hard." TWSS.

I was shopping the other day with my girlfriend. We were talking about different outfit combinations when she picked up a shirt and said, "I can do a lot with this even though it's short." TWSS

This morning I was eating a muffin, and my little sister wouldn't stop poking it because she said it felt funny. So without think I yelled "Stop fingering my muffin!" TWSS

In math class I was sharping my pencil when my friend comes up behind me with a bag of skittles that fizz in your mouth and says, "Don't ask questions, just put this in your mouth and suck on it." TWSS.

Some friends and I went to out to eat and told our guy friend with us that he should give our waitress his number. She came by the table with her hands full and I told him she was good with her hands. Then, she came to our table and said something really stupid, so when she left my girl friend said, "She's good with the hands, bad with the head!" TWSS

Today I was hiking with my brother-in-law and a couple passed us while talking about the trail heads. The woman said to the man: "You have to pay to use the front entrance, but the rear entrance is no charge. I prefer using that one; it's more fun." TWSS.

We were eating dinner the other night and my wife was getting annoyed by my son playing with his food, and she said, " Quit fingering it, and just eat it." TWSS.

Today, my mom was watching golf. All of a sudden, she yelled out "It almost got in the hole!" TWSS

Me and my friend were talking about the trombone and he said "It's not how hard you blow, it's all about technique." TWSS.