Today my date lost her train of thought mid sentence, like I often do. I told her that was my quirk. She responded, "I know. You're not supposed to rub off on me." TWSS.
One day, we were at a retreat and we had these huge sweet tarts. I said, "Gosh I'm so tired of waiting on this im just gunna shove it all in my mouth to get it over with!" TWSS.
Today I was watching my friend text. I said "wow' you're going really slow." She replied with "that's because I'm doing it with one hand." TWSS.
A friend of mine was making a girl laugh in my art class, and she was drinking some water while my friend was trying so hard to make her laugh out loud, so eventually he made her laugh so hard, she nearly spat out the mouthful of water, she swallowed the water and said, trying to catch her breath "Oh, my god Nick, you just about made me spit that out, like, EVERYWHERE." TWSS
A friend was feeling sick after school and took cold medicine. She looked drowsy. I asked her, "you look exhausted how many of those did you take?" TWSS
So during math we had to measure a certain distance with our fingers because we had no rulers. My friend raised my hand and asked the teacher, "Wait how many fingers do I use for this?" (TWSS). My teacher replied, "Well I normally use three, but whatever you want." TWSS
I was in Spanish with one of my friends, and we got really bored so we broke his pen and started blowing ink bubbles. I said "I'm not good at this, it's too hard to blow." Without realizing, he said "Just try, i wasn't good at first either. TWSS.
I was out with a bunch of friends and we were enjoy some wings. My friend and I decided to order the hottest wings available. One of the girls with us decided to try one of the wings. After taking one bite, she started panting and said, "Omg, it's soo hot. It's all over my mouth and down my throat!" TWSS
Today me and a friend were eating oreos. We love oreos and then my friend was like "Oh yeah, Oh yeah, i LOVE the white stuff, its so delicious!" TWSS
I was in math and this girl came in with something on her shirt so my teacher asked "What is on your shirt?" And she replied "My boyfriend squirted something on me." TWSS
