I was in gym class and we were doing rock climbing. I'd just put my harness on and was adjusting it, but having some trouble. Then I put the rope on, tightened the harness, and it hurt. Without even thinking about it, I said to the boy standing next to me, "This hurts between my legs." TWSS

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(158 Laughs)

 

So me and my girlfriend's siblings were throwing out "That's what she said" stories for a good five minutes. I asked, "Is this ever going to stop?" TWSS

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(77 Laughs)

 

Big Band M.D. conducting a super fast piece: "My arm was KILLING ME by the end of that!" TWSS

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(51 Laughs)

 

At my family's Thanksgiving gathering, we looked out the window and saw my cousin walking through the backyard to get into the house. When my aunt saw him she said "Why is he coming in the back door?" TWSS.

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(116 Laughs)

 

One day, our Science teacher was going over the science safety procedures and walked over to the eye rinser and said, "Now you're going to get very wet, so you need to back it up a little." TWSS

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(111 Laughs)

 

I was at my cousin's birthday party, and a family friend brought a present in a gift bag. After spending about 2-3 minutes prying it out of the bag, the box eventually came out. My other cousin then said "Sheesh, how did you manage to get it in there?" TWSS

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(115 Laughs)

 

Talking with a friend about an engineering design issue, he said, "I told him I could work with 5 inches but it would cost about $1,000 more than if he could give me 8 inches." TWSS.

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(169 Laughs)

 

When complaining to my sister that I had to get up at 4 a.m. to cook the turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, she replied, "Gross, just put it in and go back to bed!" TWSS

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(89 Laughs)

 

I was writing my high school English paper. Because I was having a lot of trouble with my introductory paragraph, I sat staring at a blank computer screen for 30 minutes. I asked my mom for help and she said, "You spent half an hour fiddling your stick, and NOTHING came out!" TWSS.

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(257 Laughs)

 

I got on the elevator at work and said "How's it going?" to one of my coworkers. He held up his index finger signaling me to give him a second and I noticed he was eating something. He finished chewing and said,"Sorry, I couldn't talk, I had nuts in my mouth." TWSS

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(175 Laughs)