When checking out at the store, the cashier was helping the woman in line ahead of us enter her debit card pin into the system. Assuring her that she had entered it correctly, he said, "It's in there. It doesn't feel like it's in there, but it's in there." TWSS.
One day I asked my friend how his school course was. He said, "Well, it gets harder after awhile, you just have to adjust and work on it." TWSS
My girlfriend said when really happy after something at school, "I am positively beaming, I swear my lips can't stretch any wider!" TWSS
While at work using the sign printer for the first time, I turned to my manager and asked "Is it in all the way?" TWSS!
I was at a free screening of a movie. Pencils and surveys were handed out to the audience for feedback. As I was leaving, I went to return the pencil and there were two girls holding bags to collect the pencils. I wasn't sure what bag to put it in and one of the girls told me "you can put it where ever you want, it doesn't matter" TWSS
One of my friends was trying to sharpen his pencil with a sharpener that hangs on the wall, which he had never used before. There were different sized holes for different pencil sizes. He asked the teacher, "What hole do I put it in?" The teacher replied, "Show me how big it is and I'll stick it in there." TWSS
I was talking to my friend in French and we got asked questions so I whispered to her "why do I always get the easy ones and you get the really big hard ones?" TWSS
I was in math class and there was this huge spider crawling around. When it finally goes in a hole in the carpet someone yells out "Its good, it finally went in the hole!" TWSS
A random dude came up to me at school and performed a magic trick on me. Me friend, who was watching, suddenly screamed out as soon as it was done "DO ME! DO ME!" TWSS
My friends ran up to me and started talking to me about Harry Potter movies and books. One really loved it and the other hated it. The one that hated it said "I hate it! It's so long!" TWSS