My senior class went to Disney for our senior trip. We were standing in line to go on a ride and were using hand sanitizer from touching the railings. One girl's mom goes "hit me up while im still wet" TWSS

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(82 Laughs)

 

My two best friends were exchanging techniques on how to play the Violin. Since I don't play it, I spaced out. After about a minute, I figured they would have changed the conversation.
As soon as I started paying attention, one of them said "You should start slowly, but as your finger moves up, go a little faster and harder" TWSS

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(141 Laughs)

 

I was helping my friend put her new phone on vibrate, it wasn't working so she said, "Can you make it harder? I didn't even feel that last one." TWSS

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(217 Laughs)

 

During class one day, one the the students decided to bring in a cake since it was her birthday. As she was cutting the cake piece by piece, a student told her lick the knife off. So she said, "I'm not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in!" TWSS.

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(100 Laughs)

 

Today I was getting a piece of pie. When I finished cutting it, I wasn't thinking because I was about to lick the (very sharp) knife and I said, "I almost put this thing in my mouth!" TWSS

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(38 Laughs)

 

So my friend's sister was sitting by me and somebody's backpack was on the table. In one of the netted pockets there was a pear. She seemed enthralled with it until she poked it and said, "Ew! It squirted me!" TWSS

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(84 Laughs)

 

I was in class and our teacher was droning on about the packet. Everyone was yelling and acting restless. Our teacher said, "Come on, settle down." After a couple minutes, everyone was quiet. She then said, "Okay, we only have half an hour and we have a lot to squeeze in here." TWSS

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(145 Laughs)

 

When I was at the orthodontist one time, I heard him say to his assistant (about my mouth), "In this spot, we need to be very careful, because it's very dark and very wet." TWSS

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(90 Laughs)

 

I was watching Grey's Anatomy. A guy got shot, so one of the doctors put their hand on the spot where the bullet hit him. Then one of the other doctors said, "She's got her hand on the hole!" TWSS

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(44 Laughs)

 

I was showering with my guinea pig the other day. I yelled cause it kept jumping out: "OMG you're so slippery! Just try to stay in!" TWSS

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(186 Laughs)