I was really thirsty and drinking water out of one of those Camelbak water bottles with the straw. I said, "I wish I didn't have to suck on it. I wish it would just shoot into my mouth." TWSS

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(243 Laughs)

 

One time me and my friend were talking about about our movie experience. Then he started talking about slushies and said, "I sucked on it kinda hard and everything splashed on me, but it still tasted good!" TWSS

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(149 Laughs)

 

Today in P.E we did the mile run. While we were walking back to the gym, my friend walked up next to me, panting, and said, "Whew! That was tiring. It took a lot of energy." TWSS

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(24 Laughs)

 

My friend had a drill with a long bit in it. After he was done drilling he swung it around and I said "Watch it!" He replied, "It's so big I don't know how to handle it!" TWSS

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(114 Laughs)

 

We were setting up a table for an extra TV during super bowl and it kept falling over. My friend said, "It will be sturdier if you spread the legs." TWSS

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(187 Laughs)

 

My friend was trying to roll her R's in Spanish class. When she finished saying the word she asked, "Could you tell I did that without my tongue?" TWSS

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(57 Laughs)

 

While at the beach we had to manually inflate our floats, and my friend said, "The more you blow, the harder it gets." TWSS

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(241 Laughs)

 

Today at lunch a girl sitting across from me was eating a sandwich and said, "Man, that was hard to swallow. You know when you have way too much in your mouth, and it's really hard to swallow?" TWSS.

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(138 Laughs)

 

My math teacher put two problems on the board and as she was writing the second one she said, "I'll put you to the side and do you later." TWSS

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(105 Laughs)

 

I Googled Blackberry Curve and the first site that came up had a slogan for the Blackberry Curve. Translated it would say, "Fits perfectly in your hands and in your life." TWSS

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(35 Laughs)