In class my female classmate used some mint-spray, but it landed on her lip. She asked, "Should I lick it off?" TWSS

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(83 Laughs)

 

My friend told me he went paintballing, so I said, "Ohh ya, how was it? Did it hurt?" TWSS

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(32 Laughs)

 

Two sisters came through my line at the grocery store I work at and bought a bag of fruit crisps. When one sister offered the other some of the snack she responded, "Oh no, I can't put anything more in my mouth right now." TWSS.

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(80 Laughs)

 

One night when I was texting my cousin, I started having random stomach pains. Trying to figure out what was wrong, I texted her, "Sometimes it just starts and then stops and then starts up again." TWSS

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(20 Laughs)

 

Yesterday I was helping my mom with putting her trash in a trash bag. We were having issues while she was trying to hold the trash bag open. I said, "You hold it open while I hold this and put it in" TWSS

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(107 Laughs)

 

My friend was getting in line for food and he thought it was going to be a long line. When he came back, he said, " It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS

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(133 Laughs)

 

Today I was telling my girl friend about how my guy friend was giving me a back massage. My muscles were really sore and he commented on how tight they were, and I said to my friend, "He said I was really tight!" TWSS

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(89 Laughs)

 

My brother got a shot at the doctor yesterday and after the shot he said, "The smaller ones don't hurt as much as the large ones." TWSS

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(181 Laughs)

 

I was taking my earrings out and it stung really bad and they wouldn't budge. Without thinking, I cried out in pain, "Damn! It's stuck in there good!" TWSS

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(81 Laughs)

 

Me and my friend were in a CPR class and we were learning the Heimlech maneuver, when the instructor told his partner, "Spread your legs, bend over, and remember, keep going until it comes out." TWSS

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(369 Laughs)