We were using the computer and overhead projector in English to correct a paper. It wasn't working so my teacher said, "Since we're having problems, I guess I'll just give it to you orally." TWSS.
I was in Spanish class and my teacher was telling us about this big building that everyone always made a big deal about. After seeing it in person, he said, "It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS.
Once, my mom was talking to the guy who plows our driveway when it snows. She told him, "You poor thing, you plowed me twice and didn't get paid!" TWSS.
I was sitting at a football game with my friend watching the marching band play during halftime. The show was taking forever and my friend goes, "Can this be over soon? My butt hurts so bad." TWSS.
I was showing my friends a TWSS montage from The Office on YouTube. While the video was loading one asked, "Is it going to be very long?" TWSS
My brother was experimenting with a garden hose. He then said, "Wow! I didn't know it could squirt that far!" TWSS
I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when he decided to put a straw in a cookie and try to drink it. A little piece of cookie got stuck in the straw when I said, "Don't suck too hard or it will shoot down your throat." TWSS.
A friend and I were sitting on an old beanbag chair one day and it was falling apart. So when the foam inside of it started to fall out, my friend said,"What the heck is this white stuff all over the place? It's sticking to my hair!" TWSS
A colleague of mine was pushing a couple of chairs on the floor, one behind the other. She had to put them in a separate room. The supervisor asked her why she wouldn't just push it through the door. Her reply: "It's too long, I can't get it to curve!" TWSS
Today me and my sister were washing the dishes. She was trying to scrub a piece of something off a glass cup and said, "Would you help me get this thing out of here? It's too far in and it's stuck." TWSS