I was letting my dog in, and as he hesitated I said, "It's wide open for you, just the way you like it!" TWSS

Today I was at work and one of the girls I work with was talking about her gum and how if she "blows to hard it gets all over get face!" TWSS

When I was playing golf with a buddy of mine it started to rain and was very humid. He then said, "This isn't even fun anymore. Its hot, sticky, and taking too long." TWSS

I was at youth group and my friend was telling a story that was pretty lame. My youth director said, "Wow, that's a good one...you should pull it out at parties." TWSS.

all of my friends were playing circle of death when we started chugging, afterwards my friend said, "Ah! Its dribbling down my chin!" TWSS

My best friend and I are expecting school schedules to arrive soon. While talking over instant messaging I asked, "Can you tell me if it's coming any time soon? Because this is ridiculous!" TWSS

Once when I was talking to one of my friends, he was telling his girlfriend and I about him helping his little sister make spaghetti for dinner. The pack of noodles were all different colors, and the two were just staring at them when their mom walked by saying, "It doesn't matter what color they are, they all taste the same."

So the other day at cross country practice one of the girls on the team forgot her water bottle, so she asked if she could get some from my water bottle. I let her, and she failed at drinking the water and missed her mouth. After she said " It got everywhere but my mouth" TWSS

This Summer I was paint balling with my friends, When the instructor was explaining what the rules were he said, "W'hen the balls hit you its probably going to hurt since it's your first time" TWSS.

I was on year 10 camp, in the cafeteria, sitting next to a girl eating some food. As I was eating, I heard her say, "It's too dry to fit down my throat." TWSS.