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Setup: David Wallace is commending Dwight on the success of "his" Golden Ticket promotional idea. Earlier, Michael made Dwight claim credit for the idea because he thought the person who came up with it would be fired.

David Wallace: "How about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute. This is huge."
Dwight: TWSS.


From: Golden Ticket (Season 5, Episode 17).

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(44 Laughs)

 

Setup: Michael is telling everyone to pitch-in and help him finish his work before they can leave the office.
Michael: "Come on, let's gangbang this thing and go home."
(Missed):TWSS.


From: The Fight (Season 2, Episode 6)

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(64 Laughs)

 

Setup: The office is starting to go on a collective diet and Dwight offers everyone one last bite of an eclair before the first weigh-in.

Dwight: "Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."
(Implied): TWSS.



From: Weight Loss (Season 5, Episode 1)

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(97 Laughs)

 

Setup: Michael & Holly are on a ferris wheel at Toby's goodbye party. Holly is telling Michael about her previous employer.

Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."

Michael: (trailing off) TWSS.



From: Goodbye Toby (Season 4, Episode 14)

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(72 Laughs)

 

Setup: Jan is suing Dunder Mifflin for wrongful termination and Michael is being questioned about the company's treatment of her. A lawyer is asking Michael to clarify their relationship.

Lawyer: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: TWSS.
...
Michael: "Come again."
Michael: TWSS.



From: The Deposition (Season 4, Episode 8)

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(169 Laughs)

 

Setup: Michael is handling damage control after paper featuring an obscene watermark went out to a high school. He tells Jim he needs to take Andy with him to visit the client.
Michael: "I need two men on this."
Michael: TWSS, no time, but she did!



From: Product Recall (Season 3, Episode 20)

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(72 Laughs)

 

Setup: At the dinner party, Michael & Jan ar talking about Jan's candle business.

Michael: Oh, good, then I'll be your first customer.
Jan: "You're hardly my first."
Michael: TWSS.


From: Dinner Party (Season 4, Episode 9)

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(62 Laughs)

 

Setup: Dwight asks Angela if she wants some of his beet salad.

Angela: "The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit."
(Missed): TWSS.


From: Dinner Party (Season 4, Episode 9)

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(53 Laughs)

 

Setup: Michael is in the doctor's office with Dwight. Earlier that day, Michael grilled his foot on a George Foreman grill and Dwight suffered a concussion by crashing into a pole. The doctor is asking about the injury.

Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen."
Dwight: TWSS.



From: The Injury (Season 2, Episode 12)

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(45 Laughs)

 

Setup: Jan is telling Michael she can’t be with him all day because she’s in and out of meetings.
Jan: "I can’t stay on top of you 24/7."
(Implied): TWSS.



From: The Convention (Season 3, Episode 2)

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(106 Laughs)